So our April fools joke ran flat this year. I told The Husband we should have saran-wrapped the doors to their room trapping them in!

He is such a spoil sport.

Instead we covered the cupboard that the bowls live in and all the spoons in saran. And also the toaster in case they wanted toast for breakfast.

I was hoping to find a crying child at my bedside this morning asking for help making breakfast because OMG the bowls are in jail!

I even took the camera to bed because I planned on taping it for your amusement.

Little brats ate dry cheerios instead. Right out of the box! Shit!

Sigh. Did any one else get off a good prank? I know Avitable did.

I didn’t do Sunday Six with the boys this week because I am very very lazy. I did do the dishes though. Where is my gold star?

Here are my SS answers.

1. Why do we color Easter Eggs?
We color Easter eggs because there is nothing I like better then trying to scrub food coloring out of clothing and skin. Also I love when one of the eggs goes missing and is found a month or two later, broken, and under a bed. Best! Thing! Ever!

2. Where does the Easter Bunny live when its not Easter?
When it is not Easter, the Easter Bunny is down at the North Pole helping Santa with his New Christmas Ad Campaign to ensure Maximum Whining from October through December 24th. Santa, In return, acts as a look out while that deviant Bunny buggers every chicken he can find.

3. What is Passover?
Passover is when I get picked last for dodge ball. I hate being passed over!

4. Why is Passover special?
Passover is not special in any way, in fact its very hurtful and mean. It is one of the reasons I would tell my male Phys. Ed. teacher I had my period 28 days of the month. And why I would use drywal plaster and gauze to give my self casts that lasted the length of Gym class.

5. What is your favorite Easter food?
My favorite Easter food is anything chocolate but I am especially fond of the Mr.Crispy (chocolate bunnies with rice crisps) and malted balls. I looooove malted balls!

6. What comes after Easter?
After Easter you spend the next month bitching about how you can’t stop eating the leftover chocolate and why is this still in the house dammit?!? How do you expect me to stay on my diet when there is chocolate everywhere! Also, you usually buy a new scale because the one you have already is obviously broken.

Here. This is what we did last year to the boys. Not on April first though. I don’t need a special day to torture Prank my boys.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.01.2007
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They tried to keep it from me. BFF Kissy, The Husband, Everyone. But no one warned my Father In Law so he callously broke my heart and told me. There is snow in the forecast. If you don’t see me around anymore, it’s because I found a really high bridge to jump from.

I’m very sad.

I tried to write up the nipple story, but it isn’t coming out properly. There are two very big parts to that story and not every one in our families know about the whole thing.

And I know it’s funny that I was dumb enough to frostbite my nipples. I mean, come on! We have snow seven or eight months out of twelve. So I am trying to make it funny, but the other part, the sad and horrible part keeps creeping in.

Also. I can’t find the picture of Jittery Joe in the evening dress, and it’s an important part to the story.

Bear with me.

I told the toddlers that there were wee tiny sharks this big in the puddles in an effort to keep them out of them. It worked. Even on the big kids. Muahh!

Blue Boy has named his new bicycle Macaroni. If any of you could explain this to me, I would Really appreciate it!

All I have left to offer you are some stale Sunday Six videos. I took them on time. I downloaded them on time. But I forgot about them and wrote about poop and chocolate on Sunday instead.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 03.27.2007
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This weeks sunday six questions are all about Presidents’ Day. I didn’t want to ask the kids about that becuase the two oldest would answer I Don’t Know to all of them and they baby would just meow.

I thought about trying to come up with my own questions, but it’s actually really hard to do. As a last resport I asked Rainbow man what kind of questions he wantedand his idea was for the kids to ask and the adults to answer. The first three questions are by Rainbow Man and the last three are from Blue Boy. Do I have to point out I will be reading the answers to the boys? No hanky panky answers! If you really must be depraved, I can proof read the answers and only read the ones suitable to the boys.

Here we go! (The boys love stupid people, so feel free to answer in such a way)

1. What is a Mutant?
2. What is steele?
3. What is grass made of?

4. Why do we flush the lady bug? (see attatched video)*
5. When will I turn Fibe?
6. Are you an alien or a kitty?

Thanks for playing everyone!

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.18.2007
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We got the car to start. All it took was some gas, some antifreeze, an electric blanket and a shot of whiskey. I have coffee. Lots of coffee. Three times the amount I usually go thorugh in a two week period.

Thank you all for holding my empty coffee mug hand and getting me through this horrible horrible time in my life. Worse then labour I tells ya. Worse then the time I stapled the thingy throrugh my finger bone. Worse then.. well you get the picture.

Here is Sunday six, video form again, just to prove they do wear clothes. Well… the baby has his daddies boxers on, but still it’s clothes.

Oh shut up. they were Scooby Doo, and the baby likes Scooby Doo, what was I gonna do? Say no? Oh, and his head is fine. But blue. Very Blue.

Anyway, Kelly gave us these questions on account of her wanting to be my Valentine:
1. What is love?
2. Why do we celebrate Valentine’s Day?
3. How do we celebrate Valentine’s Day?
4. What are Valentines?
5. How many Valentines can you have at one time?
6. Who do you love?

As usual, YouTube takes a while to load the videos, so be patient…

In a while, (he is watching a movie first) Rainbow Man is going to give his account of the car accident we were in this afternoon while on our perilous adventure to find me coffeh! So check his blog…well…. I’ll edit this and tell ya all when he gets it up. It’s up now.

Oh!! I also bought my Valentines present for JitteryJoe to give to me. I think I will like it!

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.11.2007
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Thanks to Kelly, here are the six questions this week:

DDR? Who has time for that? Slept in, husband played final fantsy xiilmnopseventythousandxx all day. I had a nap. Weird dreams. And OMG DealorNoDeal!OMFG Canadian Edition! I will do an extra 27 minutes tommorrow from the comments today.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.04.2007
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