More importantly though, Santa Ducky has been unearthed from the cardboard cage he was imprisoned in, lonely and scared, for the past eleven months and is back in his rightful place.
The bathtub.
But I was wondering.
If I am just wet, I am fine. If I am just naked I am fine, But whenever I am Both Wet and naked, I always end up being squirted at!
Why is that?
I ran out of tape, so I had to stop wrapping. But the good news is we are almost done. Now all we have to do is put up the Christmas Tree. So, uhhmm, any idea how we get a Christmas tree and a puppy to live in harmony?
Do you think they’ll be able to guess what it is?
An alternative title could have been :
Don’t put a five year old in charge of wrapping Christmas presents.
Once or twice a month, school kids bring home Scholastic book order forms in hopes that their parents are too tired and run down to realize the books cost half as much at the store as they do from Scholastics.
I am one of teh lazy parents who finds it easier to fork over the 8.99 for a book on Pokemon for the dog to chew on than to listen to the children whine.
I was quite pleased that they had chosen a book under five bucks and was off on my merry way.
Until I heard the boys giggling about how they would be sitting on Santa’s Face over and over and over again.
I Had planned on telling them about the birds and the bee’s myself, But I guess a little book learning is just as good.
So today was Saturday the tenth. Not the today that you are reading this on, thats Sunday the eleventh. For me right now? Yea. The tenth.
I got up this morning and spent a looong time choosing clothes for tonight. I put on make up and had my Brother’s Girlfriend dye my hair.
Finally I was done.
“Honey” I said, “I’m ready for the radio show now. How do I look?“
The problem? The radio show is your today not my today.
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My retardedness aside, check out the hair:
Hmmm. Bad coloring. Must be from the bathroom lights.
Ahh this is better!
And Again. Just cus I
really love the color!
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And last? In a week I am ordering Colored contacts and I cannot decide what color to order!
Here is the color my eyes are now, A pale kinda blue.
Ignore the scar. That’s a order!
There is a whole list of colors
here, but these are my favorites. But WHICH one do I get??
If I am just wet, I am fine. If I am just naked I am fine, But whenever I am Both Wet and naked, I always end up being squirted at!
