More importantly though, Santa Ducky has been unearthed from the cardboard cage he was imprisoned in, lonely and scared, for the past eleven months and is back in his rightful place.
The bathtub.
But I was wondering.
If I am just wet, I am fine. If I am just naked I am fine, But whenever I am Both Wet and naked, I always end up being squirted at!
Why is that?
I ran out of tape, so I had to stop wrapping. But the good news is we are almost done. Now all we have to do is put up the Christmas Tree. So, uhhmm, any idea how we get a Christmas tree and a puppy to live in harmony?
Do you think they’ll be able to guess what it is?
An alternative title could have been :
Don’t put a five year old in charge of wrapping Christmas presents.
Hubs has a thirty inch waist (feel free to hate him for it, I do) and a six foot inseam. For as long as I have known him, I have never seen him in a pair of pants that fits him properly. He would be able to get pants to fit his waist, but then he would be walking around in manpries, so he gets pants to fit his height and uses a belt to take in the extra foot of material in the waist.
Sigh.
I know that there are places that we can buy jeans that will fit him in both the waist and the leg, but you have to pay like seventy bucks for a pair. The way we shop for clothing is if it over twenty bucks, it’s too much. Except for shoes, and coats. And socks, I guess, becuase I once spent 21 dollars on a pair of socks, but man were they awesome!
For the last few months I have been trying to convince hubs that we should spend the cash and get him a pair that fits, and he can wear them just for special occasions, weddings and family gatherings and the like. Yes he wears jeans to weddings, nice, ill fitting black ones with a dress shirt and a sports coat. He looks good so STFU.
Hubs hates shopping. A lot.
Annnyway:
So I think it is time to go and get those jeans. I think you should get a pair tight enough to make a genital devision sign.
Uh. No thank you, I like my sperm count exactly where it is!
What? At Zero?
So … I guess we will go see Santa this weekend instead…
SO the other day I thought to myself, Self, we should do something guaranteed to make us pull out our hair and scream obsenities at a monitor.
So Self, I and nobody (else) decided to make the move to wordpress.
If I am just wet, I am fine. If I am just naked I am fine, But whenever I am Both Wet and naked, I always end up being squirted at!
