First of all, Thanks to Sheila for spending some time behind the scenes helping me with wordpress coding. And by helping me, I really mean she went in and did all the grunt work while I went shopping.
Shopping = awesome.
As you know, or SHOULD know, the twelfth of December is a very important day in my life. My Bff Kissy was born on that day. Normally I would put up a cutsey wootsie post about how much she means to me and how I would be lost without her and pleasedonteverleaveme, but instead of spending her birthday behind a monitor I actually ventured out of the house and saw her.
Its actually really hard to see her due to the 14 hour days she works - oh and the no days off thing, that sucks too. Whatever. She managed to get her birthday off so we went out on the town. And by that of course, I mean we went to Wal*mart.
I love Wal*Mart. I really really do.
Other than spending time with Bff Kissy, my mission, should I choose to accept it, and I did becuase it meant shopping, was to get the randomosities that fill up the childrens (and mine) Christmas Stockings.
I dunno how you all do your Stockings, but when I grew up, the staple of my stocking was Socks and underwear, and to this day, unless there is a special occasion (*wink*) I get new underwear the 25th of December and thats it.
Ahhhnyway. I picked up the cutest sock sets for the boys, Cars For Stuperman, TMNT For Blue Boy and Hot Wheels For the eldest, eight year old Rainbow Man - Who wants me to change his name to Dragon Master BTW.
I also Picked up the various packages of underwear. Well Two packages for me because I could not decide between the colors. I got The Bee Movie ones for Stuperman, And Spiderman Boxers for the Two older boys.
So the problem is this, interwebs : While waiting in line to pay, BFF Kissy started crawling up and down my spine and bashing my frontal lobe in about the fact I got Character socks and Underwear for Rainbow Man. She feels that at eight, he should be wearing plain undies and white (or black) socks.
Let me be very clear on the subject of socks for just a moment : No matter how fucking old you are, white socks or black socks have no place in your life. Socks should be fun, colorful and above all, when you look down, they should make you smile.
But What about the Spiderman Boxer Breifs? Is he really going to be embarrased to wear them? He’s eight! I have a feeling that when he and his buds are lined up at the urinals having pissing contests, they are ALL still wearing Spiderman, Super man And TMNT Underwear!
Bff Kissy asked me if I will still be buying him Character undies when he is 13. I told her that providing they came in his size, yes, I would.
(She feels that if he is wearing Character undies at 13 he will be too embarrassed to drop trou for a girl - this is not a bad thing! )
In any case, Interwebs ; I ask you this : Is eight too old for cute undies? Should I be buying black and white, with the odd navy blue? Is it really necessary for me to walk past the cute Optimus Prime and settle on the boring old pinstripe?
When your day starts with you having to shout “Aim for the toilet” you Know It’s gonna be a good one.
Sigh.
Does it feel later in the week to anyone? Or maybe earlier? Cus it feels Sundayish to me. I feel like I should be doing bullet points or something.
But, uhm. unless you really want a bullet point blowing chunks by blow of how many times the brat puked, I really don’t know what to type.
Fuck it. I’m taking the night off. I managed to convince James Blunt to guest host Bluepaintred tonight. And believe me, it wasn’t fucking easy. He’s a goddamn diva queen. You owe me. All of you, you all fucking owe me.
And then on the way home I told him “If Uncle gets stopped by the police you have to say I gots da munchies“ Uh. pee ess and stuff. He had his pupils dilated by the optometrist, not someone’s stash.
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And in no particular order :
balls spanked - I’m not sure if you mean the soccer or the basket ball, but they are in the back yard. I don’t think they are going to care if you spank them. leaky boob pictures - Well. Interesting. I sure hope you are referring to milk. i saw his tiny penis - Did you laugh? I would have. eet my boobs - If you had typed eet my peenis, I would have complied. the first time i saw a penis - What? Don’t leave me in suspense! What happened the first time you saw a penis?! how to lengthen your penis quickly - Try pulling on it. If that doesn’t work, rub it briskly with habanero peppers. This only works if the peppers are fresh. boob washer - I use soapy hands, but now that I know this is on the market I’m.. wait. . .Is that your tongue? spanking me ess - Fisrt You want your boobs eeted, now this. You’re such a glutton for punishment! i saw his penis - Who’s? Not mine. I have a vagina. porno lady - You must be referring to someone else. I am a sweet, innocent, lovable girl. itchy boob - try scratching it. Sometimes it’s the simple things that work the best if you do it again i’m going to give you a spanking - I’ve been such a naughty girl, haven’t I? pic peni blood - Wait. Wha? funny penis scene ouch - Although I do not have a penis of my own and am in no way g8considered an expert on penii, if it hurts, it probably is NOT funny. looks like blue balls - And blue is so not your color. Try Pink. im a horrible person - Yes. Yes you are. Find a bridge. Jump. shelli oye - *giggle* I think you are looking for this site murder october 24 2007 - Should I know something? Am I an accomplice now? i was drinking cough* - Co -feee. The EE is really important you know. avitable - Uhm yea. That dude with two girls and a cup, snake fucking? You want right here. you poked? i prod. - I LOVE the proper use of punctuation bunny poop - And once more, if you are looking for someone who knows bunnies, you want to go here. oh hia - Right back atcha! cursing baby while sleeping - Bad! Bad Parent! You should be drinking while the baby is sleeping. Or working on that meth lab in the back. Is a mess! it’s tough being a kid - No. It;s tough being the one who has to wipe your stinky ass! tractor channel - Wait, Am I on punked: the Jeff Foxworthy edition?
