*ring*

*Ring*

*RING!*

“Hello blog? Yea, It’s me. What the fuck do you mean me who?! It’s me, Blue! You been messing round on me with some other blogger or something?…OK, listen, just grab a pen and write this down:”

Dear people who come to this blog for some reason unknown to me, Bluepaintred has a cold and is pretty sure she is at deaths door. She won’t stop whining. She can’t come into blog tonight becuase she is a big baby. Laugh at her. A lot.

“Blog? You still there? Did you get all that? OK, then read it back to me. . . WTF! That’s not what I said! Tell them …”

*dial tone*

“Blog! Blog!?! Are you there? Mother fucker! I canNOT believe you hung up on me! Screw this shit, I’m goin’ to bed!”

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.26.2007
∗ I'm a Dumbass, I'm a big baby, Oh Noes
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Boys and girls - Jimmy! Do your pants back up and pay attention. - Now, Boys and girls, today we are going to talk about our body and being healthy.

Yes Sara?… No. We are not going to discuss penile/vaginal relations today… Well thats certainly interesting, but no matter what sally’s sister told you, a goldfish never belongs there!

Can we please get back on topic now class?

Jimmy! If you take it out one more time you will have to leave the room.

Our body works in amazing ways to keep us healthy. You see class, Inside your body there is an amazing protection mechanism called the immune system. It is designed to defend you against millions of bacteria, microbes, viruses, toxins and parasites that would love to invade your body.

Now class, my question you is this : Is it possible to get someone else’s cold just by reading their blog?

If so. PFfffftttt. You suck. I hope you all catch this!

Class dismissed.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.25.2007
∗ I'm a Dumbass, I'm a big baby, Oh Noes
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