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Worst Guest Post Ever!

Lynda — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:01:41 +0000

So I heard that Blue was looking for people to guest post, and foolishly, I volunteered. Foolishly, not because Blue isn’t awesome because she totally is, but because it’s hard enough to think about what to write for my own blog. And I already did another guest post where I put my boobs on the internet, so it’s kind of hard to top that. Oh, and incidentally, this isn’t Blue in case you haven’t figured it out. This is Lynda from over at Crazy, Nerdy, Beautiful.

Of course, Blue saw that boobs on the internet post and told me that she can’t be friends with someone who has a better rack than she does. So, I thought maybe I would write about her fantastic rack, but honestly, I haven’t looked at it that much. I have a strange fascination with my own boobs, but I’m not really that interested in other women in that way. However, if you saw her dress and her post asking the Internet for their honesty, you know she has an amazing rack. So, really, what’s to talk about?

Then I thought of talking about my newly discovered interest in sex toys. I mean, I’m a newly single gal, and I never had used them in my marital relationship, but I know other people have. I’ve heard a lot of talk about these toys, and such tools may be useful for a newly single gal who just got out of a bad relationship. But, you know, I probably will link this post from my blog, and my parents read my blog. And at the moment, I also live with them. So, I don’t want them thinking any buzzing they hear is from anything more than good oral hygenie. (Think electric toothbrush, you perverts!) I mean, I know I’m an adult and all, but that’s just something I think of as being on the no-no list of things to talk about with your folks. So, please note I haven’t admit or deny anything. Especially if you are my mom reading this.

So, I sat and thought, “What the hell can I talk about?” Oh, and did you hear the conditions. We have to make sure that Blue doesn’t get arrested. Unless we can post her bail and represent her at her hearing. And at this time in my life, I just can’t afford that or I would totally try to get her arrested!

So, really, I got nothing at all.

Except this. Maybe you can help me. You see, as I am writing this post, my dog has been coming up to me wanting to play and go for a walk at almost 10:00 at night.

This is Nikki:

Nikki seems to not understand a few things. First off, she seems to think that the best time to ask for a walk is at 10 o’clock at night or later. I walk her in the afternoons many days, and my nephew plays with her, and she likes to sleep. But at 10 o’clock, she is asking for that walk. Many times after I walked her during the day as well.

Secondly, we just vacuumed today, my mom and I. So, Nikki, who incidentally hates the vacuum, decides that since we aren’t going for a walk, 10 o’clock is the best time to play with the messiest toy she has. One of those balls that dispenses treats. And leaves little treat crumbs all over.

Why can’t see do these things at 4 o’clock in the afternoon? When it’s sunny out? And I can put her outdoors and not have to worry about walking in the dark with the street lamps going off and tripping over the sidewalk or being mugged! Or having to vacuum again tomorrow because of little treat crumbs annoying my mom! Is this some kind of backwards dog ESP?

I guess I should just be glad she lets me sleep in most mornings. And so concludes the worst guest post ever.

Hey! Help Me!

bluepaintred — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:34:00 +0000

A lot of you know that I do paid post here and on other sites. Mainly on other sites. On Where Was I, Hubs and I need to do G rated commercial for a company called bed in a box. They are a company that sells memory foam mattresses and the platforms they go on.

If the company likes our commercial our prize is a queen size mattress and bed – a value of almost 2000.oo.

I won’t embarrass myself by telling you how old my bed and mattress are now.. but my husband has known the mattress for a lot longer than he has known me. And we met in ‘96.

I want a new bed dammit!

…but we have no idea what to do for this video. There are no guidelines other than it must be G rated.

ANY suggestions are welcome.

pee ess: anyone who wants to help edit the video say AYE

Calling all geeks

bluepaintred — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:55:00 +0000

And by geeks I mean anyone smarter than I am who also has the patience to teach the unteachable.

Google, who owns Blogger, has pissed me off for the last time. Apparently, from what I have heard, If you do not have a Blogger blog, you may now not leave me comments with links to your blog.

And, in case anyone is wondering, THAT FUCKING SUCKS.

I want Bluepaintred OFF Blogger.

I own, through NameCheap, the domain www.bluepaintred.com. It is up for renewal 27 January, 2008.

1. How do I move BPR and keep my old posts and hopefully my awesome comments.

2. How much will it cost, per month or per year.
- the cost factor is very important. My paypal account sits at zero and will until after December as all of that money is going to Christmas Presents and Bills.

3. I won’t get to keep my beautiful template will I?

5. I need someone to either show me how to make the switch or do it for me. I will also need that same person to allow me to blast their ears off with “But now how do I do this? And this? And This?”

And last of all?

Can someone tell me it’s all going to be OK?

PEE ESS: my e-mail is bluepaintred@gmail.com if you cannot comment, please send me an email if you have any answers to any questions!

Thing that make you go Hmmm

bluepaintred — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:49:00 +0000

EDIT: I have an appointment with my Doctor for October 23

I woke up this morning and my legs were asleep to mid thigh. I wish I had known that before I threw myself out of bed, tried to stand and went face first into the wall. It’s just not my favorite way to wake up!

FYI: my favorite way to wake up is about 1 pm, with coffee fresh,hot and waiting for me.

Unfortunately this is happening more and more often. Not just at night but during the day as well. In fact, right now as I am typing, I can feel my left hand starting to go numb. It’s resting on the keyboardy thingy where you type, not still, ‘cus DUH, I am typing, but still that light pressure is enough that is going numb.

I think the worst is at night when I lay in bed on my back. Every part of me that touches the bed, from the back of my head to the heels of my feet, goes numb in a matter of minutes. I turn over and the side I am laying on goes numb. Turn the other way, no surprises there, numb again.

I am beginning to think I have some sort of circulation problem.

Hey You!

bluepaintred — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:43:00 +0000

Yes You.

Go click “Blogroll” over there in my side bar.

Are you on it?

Want to be?

Please leave me our blog name and link in the comments.

All links are welcome

Attention!

bluepaintred — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:36:00 +0000

I need someone who understands how

blogspot/blogger
namecheap domains

work.

This person must be willing to either talk me through the process* of moving a blogspot blog to its own domain bought through name cheap OR be willing to take my password (and other info) and do it for me. I have no idea what I am doing.

Halp!

* this will be a long and profanity laced process