See these shoes? Aren’t they cute?
I got them in the mail yesterday. Unfortunately I ordered the wrong size. Well. Not the wrong size. I ordered the size I always get in the shoe stores here. But Really, If I had paid attention to the size chart they supplied, I would have been fine.
Naturally I did not pay attention! I was too OMG Shoes! Cute shoes With heels! And a bow! to pay attention.
This is where you come in. Do you like the shoes? Do you want the shoes? Do you start to salivate at the mere thought of them gracing your feet? Because you can have them. No really. You can. All you have to do is email me at bluepaintred at gmail dot com and ask for my address.
Why do you need MY address you ask? Because this is a contest. I need anyone who wants these cute and adorable shoes to snail mail a birthday card to Sheri at my address. Signed with your name. Or nick. Whichever.
Sheri is my sister. She is turning thirty-one on August 25th. She has spent most of the past three months in an out of the hospital with a donor kidney that wants to reject. Bad kidney! BAD!
And. Since the shoes don’t fit me, on August 15th, I will have one of the kids draw a card from a box, and that card will win the shoes. Because! Yay! Shoes! Shoes this cute do not deserve to sit on a shelf! They need to be loved and worn and caressed and *sigh* Shoes…
See! You all win. Wait. No. Only one of you wins, But my sister will have a little more birthday cheer, which in turn, cheers me up!
Here is their Size Chart. Measure your foot in inches. See if they will fit you. or someone you know who also loves shoes! Pimp this sucker out on your blogs! Know a shoe whore? Tell them about this contest!!
So. Lets recap. Get my address. Mail me a card for my sister’s birthday, signed by you. From all of the cards received by August tenth, the winner will be chosen! Very simple!
Oh. And should you want to send Sheri a Birthday card, just becuase it will make me happy, you can do that too!
What do you do when you don’t have anything to post except how you frantically cleaned the house because you are getting company over who could care less weather or not the cupboard doors are washed (they are) or the floors have been swept( they haven’t)?
You have a contest of course!
This is an easy one interweb. We are going to play “Who said it?” I am going to give you 5 quotes from today and all you have to do is guess if it was Stuperman, Blue Boy, Rainbow Man or Jittery Joe.
(Answer In The Comments)
1. I have a hole in my gitch (underwear) because at the night-times my nekkie growed and it broked them.
2. You can only give Harold three strawberries because he is allergic and will get the hypothermia.
3. I am a boss of you!
4. It goes all the way to the bottom! LOOK!!! Now it’s smoking!
5. I have to pee. Can I drain this water?
The first person to get all five right gets a prize. If no one gets all five right, whomever comes closest to five, gets the prize. The prize is a surprise to everyone but me. And I like it, so you should too!
Good luck!
Whew, am I ever glad to have this contest done! JitteryJoe had a hard time deciding on the winners. Very hard. I suggested letting y’all vote for it, but he pushed on.
It took him almost an hour of studying the nineteen entries before he got down to the final three. Unfortunately there were only two prizes.
(scroll down to see a peek at the prizes.)
I was stupid and didn’t take photos of the actual prizes, so I’m gonna ask our two winners to post pictures when they come in the mail. And don’t dis the packing boxes they are in! I made them my self with my glue gun!…I’m Special.
Thanks to everyone who entered!
First Place : Lori. Jittery liked the background a LOT, and he loved the gothy-ness of this avatar. It was the attention to the little details that bumped it up to first place, so way to go Lori, I already have your address from the Christmas card exchange!
Second Place : Shelli Second Place was really close to being a tie. Jittery isn’t quite sure why he liked this one so much, but in the end, he just could not cross it off his list! Great work Shelli!! I have your address too, Im.Just.That stalkerish Good.
Sans Pantaloons made this one. It was in the running right to the end becuase JitteryJoe loved the tarrot card border so much. This one was decided by a coin toss. Sorry Sans, but excellent work!!
I have a headache. I heard sex increases your pain tolerance, so I’m off to Sexperiment.
Were you wondering why I needed to know if y’all knew what “Canadian Beaver” was?
Quite simple.
beaver (n)
1) the female genitals
2) an american/candian term meaning a woman or women seen exclusively as sex objects
Used in pin-up magazines of the late 1960s
Only half of you got that, and thats with Jittery’s vote!
For shame.
The winners have been picked and they will be posted tonight. Did I forget to mention there was a second place prize too?
hmmm.
Here is a sneak peek at a the prizes we will be shipping out, Your very own Candian Beavers!
CoffeeMom2 ……………..Coffee Mom 3
Here are two more avatars I just got in, you have untill I go to bed tonight to have them in. everyone was allowed to make three….
I will edit as needed if any more avatars come in tonight.
When you click your link to come here, is the URL showing up as bluepaintred or redblogblue? Im not sure if its redirecting from RBB to BPR, or what so ..yea…
and uhm…. Thats it I guess. Go Watch Sunday Six or something
