Thursday or Friday afternoon, My eldest, parker, 10, got a phone call asking him if he wanted to go to a party at his very good friend, K’s house.

I told him to tell K he would have to call back, becuase I wanted answers.

“would there be girls there? who was all going to be there? Were the parents going to be there? What time would you be home? No leaving the house after dark, right?” and so on.

So parker gets back on the phone and asks k all the questions then tells me that the Party will consist of parker, K and another very close friend, D (boy), that they should come between 3-5 in the afternoon on Satuday and would be spending the night.

…. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t that a sleepover? Is it uncool now for 10 and 11 year olds to call a sleepover a sleepover?

Difficult enough to deal with his smelly disgusting pits and figuring out what the best acne treatments are, now I have to try and make sense of kid-to-teen speak?

TOO MUCH!

I resign this motherhood thing!

(he has had a hair cut since this was taken LOL, don’t judge!)

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 07.11.2010
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