On Black Eyes and Painful Sleeping Habits

Proof Positive that Micah and I need to practice sleeping:

A while back, I gave Micah a black eye. See, my arm was stuck under the pillow and I, half asleep, was tugging it out. Unfortunately, it was Really Stuck, so I had to pull really hard. Unfortunately again, when it came unstuck, it came unstuck in the direction of Micah’s eye, and well. Yeah.

Last night, Micah was moving in bed, Just as I was rolling over, Both of us more asleep than awake, When he bashed me in the chin with his elbow. (And it fucking hurt!)

If this isn’t proof that we need more practice sleeping, I don’t know what is.

I wonder if I can get a doctors note prescribing mandatory sleep-ins?

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 03.07.2010
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Comments: 5

  1. Wait till he’s 12 and almost as tall as you… Mine still crawls in bed with me and that almost results in broken bones…
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    Comment by DutchBitch - March 7, 2010 1:53 am

  2. See. I knew there was no one out there that slept together like you see on the TV and in movies all cuddled up and spooning together all night.

    I always ended up on the opposite end of the bed, in a king sized bed, with about 1 inch to sleep on. Of course, that’s with two dogs and two cats. They got 90% of the bed, and he and I got 5% each.

    Oh wait; I just read the above comment; Micah is a child. Well still, my theory about couples still applies!
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    Comment by Absurdist - March 7, 2010 4:07 pm

  3. Definitely more practice, definitely.
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    Comment by Robin - March 8, 2010 9:42 am

  4. I prescribe 6 months bedrest for both of you (to be administered PRN with 6 refills).
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    Comment by phinz - March 8, 2010 10:13 am

  5. Perhaps a bigger bed
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    Comment by Summer - March 10, 2010 6:37 pm

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