Not enough money in the WORLD

SO. I’m sure that you, like me, have been getting six million trees worth of flyers in your mail each day. And you, like me, toss out 99% of them without ever glancing between the pages.

But what if you were bored, like I was and did flip through a flyer?
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Hmm. Thats kinda hard to read, isn’t it? Let me embiggen it for you:

bum facial

And allow me to direct your eyes to this :

butt pimple

Yes, for only fifteen extra dollars, some poor woman (or man) will pop your fucking ASS pimples. There is not enough money in the WORLD that would convince me to rub some strangers ass and then pick its zits. And further more. Do people REALLY pay sixty dollars to get their ass rubbed? Seriously?

“Thank goodness for you and your capable butt squeezing hands, Mary!! Yeah, rub harder there… Oh! And when you’re done, could you heat up some of those rocks and put them in my crack? yeah, I know, 15$ extra, but dammit a hot-rock crack is worth it!”

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 12.02.2009
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Comments: 5

  1. Thanks for reminding me my job isn’t so bad afterall.
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    Comment by Robin - December 3, 2009 8:17 am

  2. Okay… now imagine if that attendant/esthetician/whatever-fancy-name-the-call-popping-ass-zits had another part time job, say at McDonalds or something… making your burger.

    I think we’ll be eating at home for awhile…
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    Comment by fracas - December 3, 2009 3:40 pm

  3. That is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen–ranks right up there with being the one who has to actually DO the full brazillian–again, you could NOT pay me enough to get that close to some woman’s junk.
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    Comment by phinz - December 3, 2009 6:27 pm

  4. Oh. Em. Gee.
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    Comment by Monique - December 3, 2009 6:38 pm

  5. I thought you were going to take the perspective of not letting anyone rub your ass for all the money in the world, but you had to go one step further and see it from the other “end.”
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    Comment by Fanboy Wife - December 8, 2009 2:24 pm

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