And now, A How-To post

Today we are going to talk about perfect hair. I will show you step by step how to acheive the perfect look. And by show you I mean you will have to stop being lazy and read, this isn’t hollywood, you know.

Step One: Have a shower at 5PM after remembering you are supposed to meet, at six, with the sister who just had a birthday but you were unable to see on her actual birthday becuase it was also your puppy’s birthday. (Priorities, people. They matter.)

Step two: towel dry hair, brush hair, apply gel.

Step three : Swear at hair. Apply more gel. Use hair clip. Swear some more

Step four: Give up and go for a smoke

Step five: decided that doing your hair is over rated, and it’s not like we’re going anywhere exciting.

Step six: Come home from iced capps at Timmy’s and remove hair clip while watching your husband harvest his apple tree.

Step seven: get annoyed that hair is touching your face and put it all up in the hair clip.

Step eight : have an hour long, super hot bath becuase your knee is super sore, even though you cannot get your knee we yet and the super hot bath won’t help at all.

Step nine: look in mirror while toweling off. Walk naked and dripping out of the bathroom to swear at innocent and confused husbands about how your hair hates you.

Step ten: Put clothes on.

Step eleven: take this picture with your webcam and blog it.

shannon

I hope this tutorial has helped you and wish you much luck on your continued journey to perfect hair.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 08.26.2009
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Comments: 8

  1. Is it OK to say that it actually does look nice? Isn’t that always the way though. You’ll never get it that way again.
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    Comment by Finn - August 27, 2009 7:51 am

  2. Damn. I’ll never get perfect hair because of step nine. I don’t have a husband. :sad:
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    Comment by LeSombre - August 27, 2009 8:23 am

  3. @Finn – thats what pisses me off. it looks awesome, but not because I tried to make it so, i literally tied it up and had a bath and it looked this way. why in the hell doesn’t it do this when I WANT it too?

    @LeSombre – awe shit. that sucks. I understand people have some success with match dot come. want help setting up a profile?

    Comment by bluepaintred - August 27, 2009 8:42 am

  4. I’m out – I’m not having knee surgery just to get good hair .

    oh, and when did you acquire more than one husband? does Micah know :?:

    Comment by Peggy - August 27, 2009 1:30 pm

  5. That, my friend, is PROM-WORTHY hair. It sucks that it’s not prom season, cuz you could crash the parties with the best of ‘em . . . maybe you need to tie up your hair and take a REALLY HOT BATH earlier in the day, before social functions?

    I actually have a niece who met her husband on eharmony. com We all just love him and they’re a great couple. It’s worth a shot for LeSombre . . .
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    Comment by phinz - August 27, 2009 5:45 pm

  6. I frackin hate it when my hair won’t do what I want it to. I threaten to shave it all off, but then HHH threatens to disown me if I do. Sigh….. :???:
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    Comment by Blondefabulous - August 27, 2009 6:22 pm

  7. Oooh, nice hair! And, your glasses are super cute too!
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    Comment by Sheila - August 27, 2009 9:04 pm

  8. I hate when that happens!! I also hate when you can get one side of your hair to look really nice but then the other half still looks completely effed up (when you wear it down).
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    Comment by Sheila (Charm School Reject) - August 28, 2009 8:32 am

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