STOP – Or I’ll shoot!

  • Remember back in December when it got so cold our bedroom window cracked in half? Yeah. We found out today that the cost of repairs will  tax deductible in next years taxes. As are the fees for putting Parker into football. Cool.
  • We finally got off our asses and bout the necessary supplies to pretend a giant bunny hopped through our house leaving behind numerous chocolate turds. I love Chocolate turds :o )
  • Walking through the mall on Friday after getting our taxes done we stopped a kiosk selling body jewelry. Id like a new nose stud. Instead of jewelry we found some semi permanent hair dye and picked that up. In Blue. I had wanted to Dye Parker’s Faux hawk Sunday afternoon, but then Parker showed me how much homework he had yet to complete and I realized that dyeing his hair would have to wait for another day.
  • Micah just mentioned that watching a Porn Movie in 3D would be kind of neat. I agreed, then remembered how Porno’s end and have now outlawed all 3D money shots from our home.
  • I might have set fire to my stove this weekend. I probably didn’t. but If I were to have, it would have been by laying a plastic cutting board on a burner and not realizing that was a Bad Idea until the house smelled of  ass (the burning plastic kind)

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.05.2009
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Comments: 7

  1. hehehe

    i was thinking of getting my nose pierced. but unsure if i’m allowed to still. being almost quarter of a century and all… blah! (i have a random mind.. i have no idea where i get it from :p)

    I want blue hair. I doooo need to get a dye job. Maybe? Highlights? :D I could pull it off.

    I am quite impressed with the whole porn in 3D idea though. I think theres gotta be a market for that.. it would be unreal!! Just… change up the ending?

    k-dawgs last blog post..The Dude.

    Comment by k-dawg - April 5, 2009 11:46 pm

  2. Hey, I almost set fire to my stove too! Only mine was leaving a pan with clarified butter in it on high while I ran outside to help HHH with the grill that he had set on fire. :lol:

    Blondefabulouss last blog post..Siesta Key Beach.

    Comment by Blondefabulous - April 6, 2009 5:57 am

  3. 3D porn? I think Micah’s on to something. You just have to remember to duck at the end. :shock:

    Finns last blog post..I’m Not A Bitch

    Comment by Finn - April 6, 2009 8:23 am

  4. What’s wrong with a 3D money shot?

    Avitables last blog post..Movie Review: Sour Milk

    Comment by Avitable - April 6, 2009 8:39 am

  5. Football fees are tax deductible? Wow.

    Tugs last blog post..Park Glass Tower

    Comment by Tug - April 6, 2009 9:44 am

  6. @k-dawg – Sure, get it done. Nose piercings are generally small and discreet!

    @Blondefabulous – LOL

    @Finn – EWWWWW

    @Avitable – think of it this way avi, YOU would be sprayed with 3d cum too!

    @Tug – In an effort to get kids to be more active, the government lets us claim fees related to physical activity. coolness!

    Comment by bluepaintred - April 6, 2009 11:46 am

  7. Yeah, but it’s 3D. I could handle it. Probably. Maybe not.

    Avitables last blog post..Movie Review: Sour Milk

    Comment by Avitable - April 6, 2009 11:57 am

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