Stolen from the LeSombre. I get to steal this post becuase I asked him (and everyone else) to post for me tonight so that I could go drink coffee COFFEE COFFEE COOOOFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEee with BFF Kissy and stay out late and not come home early so that I could write a post. Stealing this post meant I got to stay out way late! YAY for stealing!

A – Age: 29

B – Bed size: Queen

C – Chore You Hate: washing floors. No. sweeping floors, washing is better than sweeping

D – Dad’s Name: Don

E – Essential Start Your Day Item: That the letters P and M are following the numbers on the clock

F – Favorite Actor: Matt Damon – but only as he was in Eurotrip. he looks like a dick in every other movie I’ve ever seen him in.

G – Gold or Silver: White Gold

H – Height: 5?2?. Five foot one, but I scootched up a bit when the doctor measured me one time and then was able to convince him that his measurement of Five Foot One and a Quarter was close enough to two that maybe he could write down a two not a one. So, in reality, I am five one, on paper, I am five two. I like Five two better even though it does not help me reach the high shelves.

I – Instrument (s) you play: Keyboard. As in, on my laptop.

J – Job Title: Mom. Maid. Cook. Unemployed. lazy Bum. Any of them work.

K – Kid(s): three.no. Four. No, seven. Yeah. Seven. Parker, Blake, Logan, Micah, Smokey, Sammi & Tigger.

L – Like: Coffee. Internet. Chocolate. Hot Bubble baths. My husbands Ass

M – Mom’s Name: Sharon

N – Nickname:  Blue, Mom

O – Overnight Hospital Stay Other Than Birth: When I had eight pounds of boob chopped off, they kept me overnight.

P – Pet Peeve: Loud things. Not ALL loud things. I don’t mind loud voices or loud toys, but the TV bugs me. OMG does it bug me.

Q – Quote that you like:
“In the real world, as in dreams, nothing is quite what it seems.”
Or
“Night has patterns that can be read; less by the living than by the dead.”

Both of which can be found in The Book Of Counted Sorrows

R – Righty or Lefty: Very Strong right. I have zero ability to do anything requiring fine motor skills with my left hand. I cannot hold a brush and brush my hair with my left hand. I cannot even hold a cigarette with my left hand and successfully get it to my mouth, I end up dropping it.

S – Siblings: I have an older sister and a younger brother.

T – Time You Wake Up: The very last possible moment.

U – Useful tool: Laptop. Coffee Pot. Camera

V – Vegetable that you dislike: I hate all cooked vegetables with the exception of potatoes. I love all vegetables, even potatoes, raw.

W – Ways you run late: I would rather be an hour early to a doctors appointment wand wait to be seen than be one minute late. If I am late it is directly becuase of my children or my husband. I like to leave early. very early for any appointment.

X – X-rays You’ve Had: Wrist (multiple times) chest, ankle.

Y – Yummy Foods You Make: Coffee. Butter smothered potatoes, chocolate Chip Brownies, .

Z – Zodiac: Cancer. My Birthday is July Second. If you are stumped for gift ideas, let me help.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 03.20.2009
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