Finding Freaks in My Stats

A week or so ago, a picture I took ended up on Passive Aggressive Notes. Now, other than the weekly email I get from my stats provider, I pay very very little attention to them, but when my pic hit PAN, I clicked over to see how many people were coming from that link.  (there were a lot) but there was also someone from “Leader, Saskatchewan” who had been on my site for 47 minutes.

Meh. No big deal.

I do not advertise BPR on facebook becuase I do not want this blogs existence to come to light on Micah’s side of the family.  Every so often though, I do send the link out to my “new” friends, so that they can come check it out. I figured that it was one of those “new” friend.

I have clicked on to my stats a few times each day since my picture hit PAN, and each and every time, the person from “Leader Saskatchewan” was on my blog. 20 minutes one time, and hour thirty the next, six page views this time, eleven the next. Every single day.

I checked a map, and found Leader, the name sounded familiar, but I couldn’t quite place it, you know? Even after finding Leader on a map, I still had no idea who was basically stalking my blog for hours every day. It was starting to freak me out a little bit.

Last night, I had planned on posting the freak’s IP address and other info, as a post, to get the person to come forward and say who they are, ‘cus seriously people, I was getting worried. Instead, I got a sweet package from Sheila, and I posted that.

That same night I once more clicked my stats, more to check on the Leader Freak, than to see the numbers (though I am still getting plenty of hits from PAN,)  and once more, they were online, and had been for more than 30 minutes.

Fucker.

I got distracted by the list of key words that had brought people to my blog, and started following them. One, Sexy Exposed Ass had me curious, because to my knowledge I had never posted a sexy exposed ass story. Turns out, I have, it was a rant against ass crack, and I had a Google image of a hot, tight ass as my pic for that post. That pic was what brought the person to BPR.

Ahnyfuckinwichway. It was almost time for bed, so I went back to the “who’s on” page just to see if the freak from Leader was still online. Sure enough, they were.

Except. They had come VIA the exact same sexy exposed ass  link I had JUST used to get to BPR. So I tried another entry page, and boom, there they were, same entry page. I tried again, and then again, before the pathetic truth hit me.

I’ve been stalking my own blog.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 03.11.2009
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Comments: 16

  1. At least you’re a dedicated stalker. And, I think you found a blog worth stalking, if that makes you feel any better! :lol:

    Sheilas last blog post..So…

    Comment by Sheila - March 12, 2009 1:19 am

  2. I came here from PAN and I had a few giggles. I’ll keep checking back!

    brites last blog post..

    Comment by brite - March 12, 2009 2:19 am

  3. THAT is talent.

    I’m kinda jealous.

    I only stalk in real life. I suck at interweb stalking.

    I get way way way too distracted. :p

    Kristis last blog post..i win!

    Comment by Kristi - March 12, 2009 2:51 am

  4. Yep-talent-that’s my girl!! LMAO :wink:

    Comment by mm - March 12, 2009 4:52 am

  5. I went over to that post and didn’t even see a link to you. How did they find you?

    Oh, and by the way? You = genius! :mrgreen:

    Avitables last blog post..I want to see your pussy

    Comment by Avitable - March 12, 2009 7:36 am

  6. Bwahahahahaha!

    Finns last blog post..Redirect

    Comment by Finn - March 12, 2009 7:52 am

  7. Bwahahaha you nut!

    Comment by Karen Sugarpants - March 12, 2009 8:24 am

  8. Damn! You totally outdid me today, I’ll get you next time.

    robins last blog post..Biding My Time

    Comment by robin - March 12, 2009 9:03 am

  9. Another bright start to my day, brought to me by Blue…many thanks! :lol:

    Comment by Peggy - March 12, 2009 9:52 am

  10. LOL. So glad you found yourself…

    Avi, at the bottom at the photo credits I think it linked her to here, didn’t it?

    Tugs last blog post..Soothe the soul

    Comment by Tug - March 12, 2009 10:18 am

  11. LMAO!!! that’s brilliant!!

    Comment by metalmom - March 12, 2009 1:25 pm

  12. LMAO!!!!

    phinzs last blog post..Overheard Stuff

    Comment by phinz - March 12, 2009 1:58 pm

  13. LOL now that’s funny!

    usedtobemes last blog post..Dreams are not my friend

    Comment by usedtobeme - March 12, 2009 2:13 pm

  14. BWAHAHAHA that is priceless!

    Which picture was yours, btw?

    Lexis last blog post..Things I’m Wondering Today

    Comment by Lexi - March 12, 2009 2:24 pm

  15. LoL! Better the devil you know then the one you don’t right? :grin:

    Comment by Hannah - March 13, 2009 9:40 am

  16. That’s funny! I’ve done that! Every year or so, my IP adress changes, so of course I don’t realize when it happens and haven’t excluded it from my stats. Totally freaks me out, like I think the neighbor is stalking me!

    annies last blog post..I’m a Twit

    Comment by annie - March 13, 2009 11:36 am

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