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∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.19.2009
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I remember that my parents used to complain about how much time I spent talking, and how they tried so many ways to get me to shut the hell up. But mostly, I remember that time at the curling rink, when my dad told me he would give me five dollars to be quiet for just five minutes, please. At a time when bags of chips were still under a dollar and penny candies still existed, five bucks was a freaking fortune.

I also remember that I was unable to stay quiet for the five minutes. In fact, if I remember correctly, I did not last the first minute, which is why I find it amusing that today, I have absolutely nothing to say. Unfortunately, this time, no one is paying me to be quiet.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.17.2009
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I changed my pic on Twitter with this one, Now all I’ve got to do is try and remember how to get this picture into my blog over there —–> by the about me section…

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.16.2009
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During a certain stage of my life, a stage best left in the past, I once thought that the crux of awesomeness would be me, bound to a table VIA hardened frosting, helpless and unable to move, as a army of spatula wielding pieces of birthday cake beat me.

One : I told you it is best left in the past.
Two : I was wrong.

Tonight I was beaten by a cake, and it was NOTHING like I had imagine!

BEHOLD, The wonder that is Cake Fail.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.15.2009
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SIGH

SIGH SIGH SIGH

SIGHSIGHSIGHSIGHSIGHSIGHSIGHsigh

Siiiiiiiiiiiigh

I broke my glasses today. I dunno how, but I did. I had a shower, and my face gets very dry, so I decided to put lotion on. I took my glasses off, set them on the counter, applied my lotion, washed my hands then picked up my glasses. I was pissed when I heard the lens fall to the floor when I picked them up, Those teeny tiny screws are difficult to find when they fall out!

It took me a few minutes to locate the lens, as I had to go by feel, I am totally blind without my specs, but I found it. When I picked up my glasses to see if the screw was still in it, I found this :

What an odd place for them to break! Seriously! WTF? I’ve had these frames for about four years now, a year or so ago I got new lenses put in, but I liked my frames so I kept them. BAD decision!

Right now I am wearing a pair of glasses I got online for 9.99 a year ago. I bought them as a spare, thinking, if they suck, at least I’ve only wasted ten bucks, right? Well turns out they DO suck. I DID waste ten bucks. I can see perfectly fine out of them as long as I keep one eye closed. As soon as I try to look out them with both eyes everything gets blurry. Plus, I have zero depth perception right now. I hit Logan in the face with his glass of water this evening. I was just handing it to him, but his face was a foot closer than I thought it was. I’ve lost count of the number of times I have crashed into a wall, Oh! And about ten minutes ago when I tried to carry Logan, who had fallen asleep on the couch while watching Dare Devil, I bashed his head on his door jamb. That woke him up in a hurry, lemme tell you!

This sucks ass.

SIGH

(also? SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH)

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.14.2009
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