During a certain stage of my life, a stage best left in the past, I once thought that the crux of awesomeness would be me, bound to a table VIA hardened frosting, helpless and unable to move, as a army of spatula wielding pieces of birthday cake beat me.
One : I told you it is best left in the past.
Two : I was wrong.
Tonight I was beaten by a cake, and it was NOTHING like I had imagine!
BEHOLD, The wonder that is Cake Fail.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.15.2009
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Comment by Blondefabulous - February 16, 2009 12:25 am
i would have made it into a scenic decor – clouds on a sunny day..
ha. who am i kidding. it would have been devoured. and no one would have known any different.
therefore.. it would have zero fat, or nutritional intake.
like eatin air!!
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Comment by phinz - February 16, 2009 4:59 pm
@Blondefabulous – Well, lets see, we mixed the batter, as per instructions…kinda, we ignored the part that said we had to use a pound cake mix, then we greased the pan as per instructions… kinda, we missed the part where it said to sue a spray and just smeared it with butter, then we baked it as per instructions – this part went well. when it came time to take the cake out of the pan, though, parts of it stuck, and parts of it exploded. Over all? I blame the cake, not me!
@Kristi – How many times must I explain that people eat cake not for the CAKE, but for the icing? Sheesh!
@Meritt – You know how Fire Fox will underline words that are spelled wrong, and then you click on them and they give you the proper spelling? WELL, I think it is high time for fire Fox top begin underlining words in blue that I have no definitions for… Example? Trifle. If fire fox was really cool, I would know what that word means. I blame fire fox, not me!
@Peggy – What is a red velvet cake? It sounds like a cross between a dress and a dessert!
@Robin – Please note teh glaring LACK OF ICING! Who on earth would eat a cake Sans icing? Not me, that’s for sure!
@phinz -My feelings entirely. Before we try this particular cake again, I will make sure there is a wedding between the flour and the eggs…. Should solve my problems, right?
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