Officially Older than Dirt!

….Ya know, they, who ever they are, say that you are only as old as you feel, but that’s a fucking lie, ‘cus you feel pretty damn good, and yet you are so very, very OLD.

…..I  would trade you in for two fifteen year olds, but that seems a bit pedophile-ish to me, so I hope the next ten years go by fast… yeah, two studly twenty year olds’ would be sooo nice! I hope they do windows.

…..Try not to get all crotchety old man on us over night and freak out over the kids in the front yard. I know your memory will begin to dim quickly now, but its really important for you to remember we don’t have a lawn, so yelling at them to get off your lawn will only make you look old AND crazy!

Happy Birthday you old bugger!

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 01.12.2009
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Comments: 17

  1. And, how much difference in age are you two again?

    Sheilas last blog post..Cub Scout Day Camp

    Comment by Sheila - January 12, 2009 9:40 pm

  2. @Sheila – not that it matters becuase he will ALWAYS be older than me, but there is about six months between us LOL

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 12, 2009 9:48 pm

  3. Happy Birthday!!

    you know, blue, revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Comment by Fantastagirl - January 12, 2009 10:03 pm

  4. Happy birthday! What cake did you end up doing?

    Avitables last blog post..People are greedy, obnoxious, and retarded

    Comment by Avitable - January 12, 2009 10:59 pm

  5. @Fantastagirl – If you are referring to the fact that I will be turning 30 and he *might* decided to give me a hard time, please don’t worry, he loves me too much to tease me!

    @Avitable – I made the cake rounds today, it’s still the 12th for another hour. I will decorate his cake while he is at work tomorrow. Also? HE is the cake maker, not me, so it won’t be very good LOL

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 12, 2009 11:08 pm

  6. Well at least he’s not as old as my husband, my husband is nearly a senior citizen at 40.

    Comment by Robin - January 13, 2009 8:02 am

  7. They say you’re over the hill at 40, but that’s bullshit. It’s all down hill after 30.

    Comment by Nobody™ - January 13, 2009 8:03 am

  8. Hey he HEY! I gave you cake advice! How dare you say the cake will not turn out “good”!!!!!! :evil:

    Oh… and happy birthday!

    Blondefabulouss last blog post..Fitting In…..I Does It.

    Comment by Blondefabulous - January 13, 2009 8:04 am

  9. Thirty? He’s thirty? Fuck him.

    Finns last blog post..Antisocial

    Comment by Finn - January 13, 2009 9:09 am

  10. You’re as old as you feel? I’m about 85 today, and incredibly creaky.

    Happy Birthday, Mr. Blue!

    I wanna know which cake theme you’re going with!

    Lexis last blog post..Gah.

    Comment by Lexi - January 13, 2009 9:50 am

  11. Happy Happy Mr. day!!

    (You really should have asked him to decorate his own cake – lol)

    Tugs last blog post..Bathroom Scale

    Comment by Tug - January 13, 2009 10:15 am

  12. Oh, you children are so funny with your concept of old …
    Happy Birthday, Micah!

    Quote from my mother, “If you are only as old as you feel – today I’m 104!”
    And she was younger than I am now when she said this :shock:

    Comment by Peggy - January 13, 2009 10:52 am

  13. Happy birthday! You know what every married man gets on his birthday, don’t you? ;)

    Shellis last blog post..Kid Rockin’ The Party

    Comment by Shelli - January 13, 2009 1:05 pm

  14. HBD mr tred.

    whalls last blog post..Why Liberals Suck (in government)

    Comment by whall - January 13, 2009 7:02 pm

  15. Happy birthday!!!!! and many more!

    Comment by aunty - January 13, 2009 11:40 pm

  16. Nahhhh, he’s still just a pup. In dog years, he’s just barely over 4!

    [btw Mr. Bluepaintred, I just got the cheque... how many times was I supposed to post that?]

    Hope the day was grand!

    fracass last blog post..On Men and Boobs…

    Comment by fracas - January 14, 2009 12:07 am

  17. Happy Birthday!

    LOVED the post, can’t wait to hear what you say on my birthday (June 15th don’t forget! baaha) :grin:

    Sarcasticas last blog post..Long List

    Comment by Sarcastica - January 14, 2009 12:55 pm

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