November has been very very very nice, in terms of weather, but It’s December now and things are rapidly cooling off. And by “cooling off” I mean Its cold enough to frostbite nipples. And trust me, frostbitten nipples are NO fun.

The other night, hubs and I had a conversation about the cooler temperatures as I crawled into bed and spooned into his backside.

“Ahhh! Your ass is freezing!” I screeched and when he just laughed at me, I threatened “If my Vagina gets frostbite, you have to rub the freezing out of it!”

“Now you know how I feel!” he said, referring to his numerous complaints of my cold butt.

“Hey! “I argued,” No way, when my ass is cold, I’m doing you a favor, I’m helping you keep your junk cold, they LIKE being cold.”

“No, they like to being body temperature”

“Nu Uh. They dangle becuase they need to be cooler then the rest of you or your swimmers will get all mutated by heat. I keep my ass cold becuase I love you!”

He argued that he doesn’t need to worry about taking his swimmers temperature becuase he has had a vasectomy and doesn’t need them and blah blah blah.

“There, you see! You just proved my point. If you hadn’t had a vasectomy, you could get rid of your heat mutated swimmers by cumming, instead you have no choice but to reabsorb them into your body! You don’t want to be absorbing mutated baby wannabe’s, do you? DO YOU?”

I win!

That conversation, I believe, shows that I obviously love him more than he loves me.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 12.06.2008
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