But this line right here, the one you are reading RIGHT.NOW, the one that noticeably does NOT have a bullet in front of it, totally shows I am not Lazy.
- Logan had his needle today. I don’t care to debate the “right or wrong” aspect of vaccinations, I believe in them and that’s good enough for me. I knew there would be no problems with Logan in terms of him freaking out over the needle, after all, he did not cry for any of his others. Including his very first one at 2 months. Besides, he told me “I won’t cry when I get my needle”. He told the Nurse that as well, but she just laughed and said “You would be surprised at how many kids say that – they all cry”
- Logan, not only did not cry, he got mad when, after watching the nurse give him the needle, he realized that the needle did not leave a bloody, gaping wound in his arm. I believe his exact words were “Where is My hole??! Why is there no bLOOOOOOOOOOD! YOU DID IT WRONG!“
- The dog was on her leash this afternoon, connected to her run – a ling thingy that stretches across the whole backyard- I looked out the window to check on her, only to see nothing but her bright red leash hanging over the back fence. I am pretty sure my heart stopped while I was running out back to check on her. My very first dog, Sandy, from when I was a girl, committed suicide by jumping over a fence just like that. She hung herself. Smokey was fine, but upset that she was unable to get back in HER yard.
- My spell check appears to be broken. I don’t know why. No red squiggles are showing up, and I since I just had to go back and fix a typo, I know they are in here. Hiding from me.
- I am beyond stunned at this. I’ve never, in my life, read something so goddamn Whatthefuckish. Ever. How stupid and selfish can one person be? Seriously? And for dudes to be lining up to DO THIS? This is insanity.
So this afternoon Logan had his little friend K over from next door. Sometime during that afternoon K pointed out to Logan that he was calling me “Mommy”. And somehow that was turned around in Logan’s head to “Mummy”.
At that point, the house got very noisy, what with the kids screaming and running from me at every chance they got.
And it got even noisier when I refused to let them wrap me head to toe in toilet paper.
Kids are weird.
I admit, I’m one of those people who are absolutely smitten with the novel Twilight. And more to the point, the Hot vampire Edward. You might think that reading is a safe pastime, but even when you are only reading about vampires, the likelihood of bloodshed is high.
Happily I sat
A comfy chair, Nothing on,
except underwear
Quite lost in my book
I wished that Edward was real
Twilight is awesome
Then – Sadness – Oh No!
Not paying attention when
the dog caught the cat
Blood drips down my neck
Like a dream come true – or not
cats are not vampires
True Story.
How was your weekend?
(mine was good – filled with cake, coffee and family)
I’m going to be upfront with you all and tell you that I will be rather distracted while typing this out becuase the second episode in Smallville Season seven is currently playing in our DVD player. And might I point out that while I may refrain from posting during a date night with hubs, I am so dedicated to blogging that even Smallville, my favorite TV show EVER, will not keep me from the typey typey!
The past two days have been pretty damn awesome! Friday night Hubs and I shipped the kids off the the In-Laws and went into the city for DATE NIGHT! We chose to see Death Race, which was pretty good, but not awesome. We chose not to go for coffee based on the fact that the last four times we have tried to actually GO to coffee, they have been closed due to “lack of staff”, Fuckers just can’t seem to understand how important coffee is to me! Instead we came home, half watched the Friday FrightMares, and were in bed by 12:30. Hubs fell asleep pretty much immediately, probably ‘cus he was up at 4;30 for work, but I stayed up to read a bit more of Twilight. This is my third time through the book, and if anything, It’s better than the first reading.
Today we woke up after 13 hours of sleep (YAY!) and went shopping. I love shopping. Well I don’t really like the spending money part, but I sure love the bringing stuff home part. After the putting away of the grocery part, we headed to my In-laws for some turkey dinner. With stuffing! And turkey! with mashed potatoes! And stuffing! And some turkey! And then some corn! Oh and some Ice Cream Cake for the Father in Law’s birthday, which was yummy becuase of the added floor and sock taste!
Floor and sock taste isn’t really a new DQ flavor, it’s what happens when you let a distracted eight year old carry a cake.
So then I was twittering with KentuckyGirl, she has a new Etsy shop, and is selling her cards. They aren’t just any cards, they are pretty damn cool, and she is (IMO) selling them for way less than they are worth. Anyway. She is making me a special card to give my granny for her Birthday In November. My Granny sends us all cards on our birthdays, and since I am such an unthinking bitch, I rarely think to send her one for herself. But not THIS year! This year, granny’s card will be Teh Bomb!
Where was I going with all of this? I really don’t know, But Clark’s cousin Cara lost her spaceship and they are trying to find it before it explodes and blows up the earth and I really can’t concentrate on anything because Lois Lane just freaking found a Space Ship!
So yeah. Later Days!
