She’s not who she says she is

Howdy, Nobody here.  I mean… I’m here, and I’m Nobody, from MyBlogIsAboutNothing.com, and Nobodys-Corner.com.

I felt it was important to hack into this here blog to let you all know that everything Sheila said is true!

Bluepaintred has been lying to all of us.  I recently visited her house, and things were certainly not as we were lead to believe.

She claims to drink coffee pretty much all day long.  But she lies.  I couldn’t find any coffee anywhere in the house.  But look whats in the fridge:

That’s nothing.  Check out the what was in the living room:

I knew she was into porn, but really, she may need help.  That’s not even the worst part.

Apparently she is some sort of bondage freak.  Check out the attic:

And all this was under the bed:

(Too bad she wasn’t around when I took these pictures. We could have had some fun!)

I know you probably don’t believe me that this was her house, but I have undeniable proof! We all know she likes to soak in the tub and “read” for hours, so how does she possibly have time to blog? Well, know we know!

I know all of this is a lot to absorb in one day, but the sooner we realize how deranged this Bluepaintred person is, the better.

∗ Posted by nobody on 08.05.2008
∗ Guest Post

Comments: 13

  1. OK, I get the ropes and chains, but the zebra duster?! Does she dust while performing bondage?

    Jens last blog post..OH MY EFF WORD!!!!

    Comment by Jen - August 5, 2008 7:41 pm

  2. Thank goodness you stepped forward with more proof!

    Comment by Sheila - August 5, 2008 7:42 pm

  3. She’s my new hero. seriously.

    (but um…Nobody? That’s MY fridge dude – you got your pictures messed up)

    Tugs last blog post..Shoes

    Comment by Tug - August 5, 2008 8:40 pm

  4. Awesome! Why does this not surprise me?

    Dave2s last blog post..News

    Comment by Dave2 - August 5, 2008 10:08 pm

  5. That last picture is probably very, very true. She does indeed email and blog while soaking in her tub!

    Comment by Avitable - August 6, 2008 7:31 am

  6. Jen- Apparently. She’s sick!

    Sheila- No problem. The world needs to know.

    Tug- She’s your hero? Somehow I knew you were secretly into porno and bondage. And beer. I’ll be over this weekend.

    Dave2- I knew she was strange, but I never thought she was this strange.

    Avitable- The last picture is 100% authentic. Not that the others aren’t :mrgreen:

    Comment by Nobody - August 6, 2008 8:22 am

  7. Nothing, we owe you BIG TIME! Thanks ever so much for bringing this all-important information to light!

    To think, we were all believing in the innocence of Ms. BluePaintRed. Tsk, tsk.

    Evil Geniuss last blog post..Training Hell

    Comment by Evil Genius - August 6, 2008 11:08 am

  8. Curses! Another myth shot straight to hell. I feel such a fool for being deceived for so long . . .

    (where d’ya suppose she GOT those zebra dusters, those are intriguing . . .)

    Comment by phinz - August 6, 2008 11:49 am

  9. Wow… I knew coffee was code for something else.

    Marilyns last blog post..Wednesday

    Comment by Marilyn - August 6, 2008 8:09 pm

  10. She has mustard in her fridge?? :shock:

    metalmoms last blog post..Chattin’

    Comment by metalmom - August 7, 2008 9:19 pm

  11. Evil Genius- It was Nothing.

    Phinz- Don’t feel bad. She had me fooled too. And not sure about those dusters, but they did look interesting.

    Marilyn- The beer didn’t surprise me a bit. She spends all that time with those kids, who can blame her.

    Metalmom- I think she squirts mustard all over her nipples in some sort of strange sexual ritual. That would explain the mustard stains I found throughout the house.

    Comment by Nobody™ - August 8, 2008 8:14 am

  12. Okay, the contents of her fridge didn’t surprise me at all… being Canadian too, I’m used to seeing nothing but beer and mustard in refrigerators. The magazines? Well, you do know it gets cold up here for like, most of the year. What the heck do you think we all do when we can’t get out of our houses because the snow is three feet at the door? The bed and the ummm, housekeeping supplies didn’t phase me either. I refer to the logic behind the magazines. Winter is boring here… people need something to do and you know how stuff gets boring if you always do the same thing….

    I have to say though, that you did finally manage to get me riled up with that last photo. Is she daft? Does she not understand the risk to the laptop? Honest… feeding the kids mustard and beer might be ok, but taking the chance of ruining a good laptop? That’s just unforgiveable.

    I’m sending the Mounties after her.

    fracass last blog post..This is not Friday Food Porn

    Comment by fracas - August 8, 2008 10:15 pm

  13. Thanks for the nasty post :P …and thanks for adding our comment to the blog.

    Comment by Milf Soup Fan - August 31, 2008 3:45 am

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