Today’s Post is Brought to You by the Letters C, U, T, E and also Adorable. (Adorable is the 27th letter)

Please meet our newest edition. Her name might be Samantha, but we reserve the right to change our minds. She was born on the 25th of August and in this photo, was four days old.

She is impossibly tiny, She is, in fact, the runt – but of all the girl pups, she was the most active as well as the most vocal. The fact that she has markings so similar to Smokey just made the choice that much easier. I cannot wait until she is big enough to come and join our family!

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 08.30.2008
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No complaining Dad, I told you NOT to read!

A few weeks ago Avitable posted a photo of himself wearing his sweet ass DaveGear! When I read Avitable’s post I was overwhelmed with his awesome show of support for Dave and his Ducky little shop!

I decided that when MY Dave Gear came to live with me, I would show Dave the same support!

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∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 08.29.2008
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P0rn : I Read it For the Articles

Have you guys heard of the Mini Book Expo yet? It’s pretty cool. You sign up, claim a book, read said book and then review it on your blog. I’ve been getting and reviewing books for a while now, and decided that this book was a good choice to review on BPR.

‘Cus it’s PORN!

Specifically:

Porn for Women

From the Cambridge Woman’s Pornography Cooperative

AND IT’S PORN! I happen to like porn.

The book was smaller than I expected, Just 15cmx15cm, but it is filled with wonder and JOY! On each page is a photograph by  Susan Anderson depicting a household chore being done BY A MAN! A hot man! At the back of the book is a section where the models are introduced and I could not help but notice that none of the model Bio’s say that the guys are married.

*hope*

Originally, I was going to pass this book onto my mother in law, I knew from the write up on Blogger Expo that the book was pretty tame, no actual nudity (BOO!!) but pages 54-59 got a little hot and made that impossible.

No I won’t tell you what pages 54-59 contain, go buy the book and find out on your own!

Speaking of buying the book, In my opinion it would make a great stalking stuffer for any single or married woman you know. CAUTION: if you give this book to a woman who is married, be prepared to endure dirty looks from said woman’s husband.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 08.28.2008
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Just a list of Shit and Junk. Read it if you have nothing better to do.

  • Responding to comments? I suck at it. I am considering not having a comment section on BPR anymore so that I don’t have to feel guilty for not replying. But then I worry that I will get depressed and whiny if I log into my gmail and don’t see comments.
  • I am excited beyond belief, crushed and terrified about something that will be happening in just a few weeks. Do you follow me on twitter? If you do, You likely know what I am referring too. If you don’t, WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU FOLLOWING ME?
  • Why doesn’t the spell checker thing consider a lone lower case “i” a spelling error? It would be a damn sight easier for me to spot them if they came equipped with those wee squiggly lines!
  • Blake got the exact teacher I wanted him to get for grade one. I’m very happy.
  • Blake also got bit (maybe?) by a bug on his finger (maybe?) becuase its been forty eight hours and two antihistamine tablets (adult strength) and while the swelling has definitely decreased, it is still there and very noticeable.
  • I just got out of the bath and I keep catching a whiff of something very nummy smelling. Each time, it takes me a minute to realize I am smelling myself.
  • I was up at 6:30 this morning, which is more than disgusting and am fuzzy in the brain with Teh Tired.
  • I will be having a very special NSFW post on Friday. Friday is a good day for a NSFW post right? Because Friday is like almost the weekend and junk. Right? Should I do it on Sunday instead? (Can’t do it Saturday, that post is also special, but in a SFW kind of way)
  • Dear Avitable, Sister and Great Pregnant One: You may not give any hints in the comments as to what Friday’s (Sunday?) Post is about.
  • Someone send me that Twilight book that everyone is talking about. I swear at least 14 blogs I saw this week mentioned it. And then there was the twittering about it.And yet? I still don’t know THE FUCKING AUTHOR! Do you have ANY IDEA how many books are called twilight? Never mind. I went back to Fantastagirl’s site, she listed the author. She is nice like that.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 08.27.2008
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Uh oh.

School starts tomorrow (today for those of you reading it during the day). I have forgotten how to entertain a four year old without resorting to “Go play with your brothers”. By the time you read this, I might just be insane.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 08.26.2008
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