I am a Lazy Blogger

You can be too!

Fuck me dead! I just climbed out from under my rock and realized I have not updated this since you last visited… You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. Seriously!.

I am occupied with silk ropes, being distracted by The Shiny and just generally being a hindrance to anyone unfortunate enough to cross my path!  My day is filled with fluorescent light from the second star on the right, straight on to….. whenever. I am looking at rectifying this. But who cares.

I will try to remember I promised you I will write something that makes sense soon. Seriously! Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs.. It’s a total possibility!

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 07.31.2008
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Comments: 9

  1. So, how many chest hairs have you counted so far… and who’s?

    I’ve been actually writing posts along those lines forever. Who knew I could have somebody do it for me?

    Marilyns last blog post..Can you tell I don’t have anything to say?

    Comment by Marilyn - July 31, 2008 10:56 pm

  2. Wow. I thought you had taken a couple too many shots of expresso there at first…

    Sheilas last blog post..Content with the contents

    Comment by Sheila - July 31, 2008 11:12 pm

  3. Fuck you dead? Despite what Gwen may have told you, I am not into necrophilia. Much.

    Comment by Soapy Nethers - August 1, 2008 5:58 am

  4. See, now, when you say “The Shiny”, I think of Shiny’s Takeout, and i am all like, WTF are you doing having an affair with Shiny? LOL

    Comment by Absurdist - August 1, 2008 6:38 am

  5. Wait. Everything made perfect sense to me except-
    I’m not sure if I’m supposed to fuck you when you’re dead, or fuck you until you’re dead. If it’s the first one I’d have to take a pass.

    Comment by Nobodyâ„¢ - August 1, 2008 7:42 am

  6. writing something that makes sense? since when do you do that?

    Comment by Fantastagirl - August 1, 2008 7:54 am

  7. I am so confused! When did you get chest hairs?

    trishks last blog post..A New Word is Born!

    Comment by trishk - August 1, 2008 7:57 am

  8. I don’t know, necrophilia just really doesn’t do it for me…I mean not anymore.

    Robins last blog post..Some Friday Feelings

    Comment by Robin - August 1, 2008 11:22 am

  9. Wtf???! It’s been like, TWO DAYS. What’s the SEEEEEECRET from the other day? (and it BETTER not be about chest hairs, missy. :evil: )

    :wink:

    Comment by phinz - August 1, 2008 4:04 pm

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