Must.Not.Tell.Secret!

  • Holy shit. My head is about to EXPLODE with happiness. Seriously
  • But I can’t tell you why.
  • Well I could. But I won’t.
  • It’s a Seeeeecret!

So to take my mind of the super, awesome, amazing, wonderful, so good you will cream your pants secret, here are even MORE bullets! YAY You!

  • Today I got blisters.
  • Three of them.
  • Wait. four. I just found a new on on my thumb.
  • I got them while trimming the shrubs in the front yard.
  • Did you know I am allergic to shrubs?
  • I didn’t. Until today.
  • Sure hope I do not run into the Knights That Say NI! anytime soon.
  • My blisters are placed in very annoying spots.
  • Pick up your coffee mug. See where your fingers are pressed onto the mug?
  • THAT’S where my blisters are.
  • When a  blister pops while you are trying to drink hot coffee, you will probably spill the coffee on your white tee shirt.
  • That’s what I did.
  • Tomorrow I have to get up and shovel rocks.
  • This is not something I look forward to.
  • Have I mentioned that I have blisters?
  • Its a well known fact that Blisters and manual labour - like say, shoveling rocks, do not go together.
  • OMG I NEED TO TELL YOU!
  • NO! BAD!
  • It’s a SEEEECRET.
  • Sorry. It’s just, really hard not to share, ya’know?
  • tomorrow I need to run into the city to have something engraved.
  • It’s a secret too.
  • but not from you.
  • From Hubs.
  • Our anniversary is in 8 days.
  • it *might* have something to do with that.
  • I will tell you the secret - not the Seeecret mind you, just the secret- on August 6th.
  • If I am home.
  • I might not be.
  • I might be gone fore  a few days next week.
  • I hope I am.
  • If I do not post for a few days in the first week of August, be happy for me.
  • It means we went on vacation!
  • I like vacations.
  • What is your ideal vacation?

Hey! check it out. The bath tub just put bubbles in itself and laid out a towel and my book. I think I will take the hint.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 07.29.2008
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Comments: 16 »

  1. Vacations come in two variations… the one with lot’s of family, laughs, and not a whole lot of relaxation… and the one that is with one person… involves lots of walking around, cocktails and romance… I’ll take either… anytime soon… please….

    Tori Blaines last blog post..disguised inspiration

    Comment by Tori Blaine - July 29, 2008 11:11 pm

  2. goofball.

    :razz:
    Sheilas last blog post..Content with the contents

    Comment by Sheila - July 29, 2008 11:11 pm

  3. You are such a nut.

    Comment by Fantastagirl - July 29, 2008 11:25 pm

  4. Um, I am SO nosy that I might think about your seeeecret for an inappropriate amount of time and wonder what it is.

    Rachaels last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Bathtime Joy

    Comment by Rachael - July 30, 2008 12:22 am

  5. Maybe just maybe I don’t care about your secret. Did that ever occur to you? Ok…I do care :(
    Robins last blog post..Don’t Annoy Me

    Comment by Robin - July 30, 2008 9:28 am

  6. LMAO, srsly :lol:
    Dorys last blog post..Drum roll, please…

    Comment by Dory - July 30, 2008 9:39 am

  7. The best thing I have found for blisters are Band-Aid brand Avanced Healing Blister bandages. They have a cushiony gel pad to make the blisters not so owie, you can use them on open blisters (or not open blisters), they are waterproof, and you can leave them on several days. They work really well for me, especially when I remember to take them when I know I’m going to be walking a lot.

    missnightowls last blog post..My love life has been dead for so long

    Comment by missnightowl - July 30, 2008 10:20 am

  8. You CANNOT say you have a secret and not say what it is! THAT.IS.NOT.FAIR!!!!

    Jens last blog post..What a night!

    Comment by Jen - July 30, 2008 10:48 am

  9. Are you sure it’s not poison ivy?

    I hate it when people tell you they can’t tell you something. ~Best NYC voice~ What, you’re in the FBI now?

    It’s time to take your barbituates now. You’re taking to large a dose of the speed.

    PS: Sorry about your blisters. I still have marks on my bellybutton from when I burned it. :cry:

    Comment by Miss Ann Thrope - July 30, 2008 10:49 am

  10. MUST. KNOW. SEEEEEEECRET. :twisted:

    Sorry ’bout the blisters. This is a good opportunity to learn to drink your coffee in your other hand. This will also facilitate drinking TWO cups of coffee at once, should the need arise.

    Ideal vacation: Used to be a Windjammer cruise, but sadly the company is in limbo (thanks to the greedy stupid kids of the founder, pulling too much $$$ out for their own selfish purposes), so now it’s Italy Italy Italy–went in February and LOVED it, can’t wait to go back–and in the winter it’s less crowded and you don’t get too hot walking all over the place!

    Comment by phinz - July 30, 2008 1:41 pm

  11. okay - just cause I can - I know the secret! :P

    and nope, not telling any of you - but let me say - I am sooooo excited for you!

    Comment by Fantastagirl - July 30, 2008 2:55 pm

  12. I’m gonna get some of those bandaids. I hate blisters and shovels only make things worse.

    Congrats on the seecret.

    I like to strap fifty or sixty pouds to my back and walk up a mountain.

    Comment by Marilyn - July 30, 2008 3:01 pm

  13. Great. Now I won’t sleep until I know what the seeeecret is! :shock:
    mixednuts last blog post..Shake It Up

    Comment by mixednut - July 30, 2008 3:47 pm

  14. You. Must. Tell. Me!

    Wait, do I know?

    Okay, whisper it to me. I won’t tell anyone.

    Shellis last blog post..Precious Gems

    Comment by Shelli - July 30, 2008 6:02 pm

  15. Congrats on the anniversary, and I SO hope you get that vacation! Yay you!

    Now, when do we get to hear the seeeeecret??????? lol

    Evil Geniuss last blog post..My Craptastic Day’s Bullets

    Comment by Evil Genius - July 30, 2008 7:29 pm

  16. Burying the people you murder next to the shrubs in your yard is never a good idea.

    And, suuuuuuure, your blisters are on your fingers…. Yeah.. I believe that.

    Comment by Absurdist - August 1, 2008 6:32 am

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