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This will be my next tattoo.

Also. Check out the box of Canadian Porn Sheila had me put together for her. I added some of that neat-o warming KY-Jelly, so she should be all set!

Also, Canadian Porn isn’t some cute way of saying chocolate or band-aids or a pink rubber duckie, it REALLY is a box full of porn. And If I see the tape of me and Hubs on YouTube, I swear to GOD I will kick your ass, Sheila!

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 07.02.2008
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Comments: 14 »

  1. I can’t wait for the lube! :twisted:
    Sheila’s last blog post..THEBOXISFULL

    Comment by Sheila - July 2, 2008 11:50 pm

  2. Camel toe? Now that’s funny!

    Comment by Dave2 - July 3, 2008 5:19 am

  3. That tatoo is hilarious!

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    Comment by Jen - July 3, 2008 6:42 am

  4. I would almost be willing to foot the bill for you to get that…

    Comment by Soapy Nethers - July 3, 2008 6:58 am

  5. Camel toes are hot.

    And it goes without saying that I like porn.

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    Comment by Nobody™ - July 3, 2008 7:35 am

  6. Love the tattoo!

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    Comment by Robin - July 3, 2008 8:25 am

  7. Dude, toes tattoos (I hear) are KILLER painful. It’s like an entire three hour back piece in one minute or something! I’ll tell you this–all my ink put together didn’t hurt as much as the one on my ankle! LOL.

    That said–HILARIOUS.

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    Comment by Cecily - July 3, 2008 10:16 am

  8. LOL I think the tat would hurt, but then again, I’m a wimp!

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    Comment by Fantastagirl - July 3, 2008 10:58 am

  9. Camel toe = LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I heard a rumor that tats on feet are illegal? Am I being naive? Is this an American law that can be flaunted north of the border, like those big toilet tanks?!

    I hope you get it, I think it’s great!

    Comment by phinz - July 3, 2008 12:35 pm

  10. That is way funny! Very very clever!

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    Comment by Winter - July 3, 2008 7:24 pm

  11. Wow… real live Canadian Porn. When it goes an you tube, after you beat up Sheila, will you post a link? :grin:
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    Comment by Marilyn - July 3, 2008 11:27 pm

  12. @Sheila - It is an awesome lube :o)

    @Dave2 - I think so too!

    @Jen - The question is, how funny will it be when I am 60, wearing open toed shoes?

    @Soapy Nethers - ZOMG! Hi! and the tat wont cost much at all, maybe 50 bucks

    @Nobody? - Porn is cool. But it is no fun to watch when you are alone

    @Robin - *giggle*

    @Cecily - My leg tatto goes onto my ankle and i didn’t find that bad at all, besides, it will take mike five minutes to do, if I cannot handle five minutes of a little bit of pain, then I SUCK!

    @Fantastagirl - They sting. Thats a world of difference from hurt!

    @phinz - Ive never heard of them being illegal. What reason could they give for that?

    @Winter - the above photo is someones facebook profile photo, as soon as I saw it, I WANTED it!

    @Marilyn -for sure!

    Comment by bluepaintred - July 3, 2008 11:38 pm

  13. In America? Do we NEED a reason??? Probably something about not wanting to offend people with a foot fetish . . .

    Comment by phinz - July 4, 2008 11:53 am

  14. So, what’s the diff between American and Canadian porn? When your guys come, do they say “grunt, eh?”

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    Comment by Absurdist - July 5, 2008 7:50 am

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