I suck. Tonights intended post had six million nine hundred photos in it. Not joking. But, when I tried to save them in Photoshop “web” ish like, as per the comment instructions, the photos turned into a grainy mess. Basically unusable.

I have another plan but it involves me opening each and everyone of the images into paint, cropping the shit out of them and pasting them all together into one big motherfucking picture. And that is going to take WAY more time than I have right now.

Luckily Sheila has saved my ass again. Unfortunately the meme she tagged me with is SO FUCKING LONG – s’ok, I will be randomly deleting questions I find boring. that should make it shorter!

Very LONG meme starts here. In case that was not clear..

What is in the back of your car?
nothing, it’s a new car, we haven’t had time to trash it.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sleeping on the couch while pretending I was not sleeping every time the kids asked me something.

What Were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Shaving the hairs off my Vagina. What? You asked!

What is the last thing you said aloud?

holy fucking shit this piece of fucking crap. I swear I will slap this mother fucking computer! – In my defense, PhotoShop was being a bitch and the kids are in bed.

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffee – in the bath

What are you wearing right now?
A t-shirt I stole from my mom. She wore it when she was a teen. I’m wearing it because it is so old it is see through and I want to get some tonight so I am subtly flashing my nips at hubs. Also? Flannel SpongeBob pajama pants. Don’t wanna get too sexy, gotta get this post written first!

What was the last thing you ate?
A carrot. I opened the fridge for coffee creamer and it jumped into my mouth. I was defenseless.There was nothing i could do! I’m thinking about pressing charges.

When was the last time you ran?
This afternoon. We charged up the electric motorbike, let Blake hop on, he crashed it on the first turn. Blood running down his legs and all he can say is “I’m OK, I can still ride!”

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
gag me with a fucking spoon. Popcorn is disgusting!

Do you go to church every Sunday?
WTF? In case you haven’t heard, church takes place in the MORNING. When I am SLEEPING

What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleeping in, drinking coffee, painting, masturbating, napping, playing pull tabs on Facebook, making fresh coffee, napping, checking the mail WHILE drinking coffee, etc.

Look to your left, what do you see?
11 packs of gum from japan. Or china. Uhm. over there.

Do you use chapstick?
I am addicted to chapstick. ADDICTED.

And these are just the ones in my purse. I keep a few tubes by the bed, in the bathroom, in the living room, by the computer, in the car, at my MIL’s house. I cannot be without it. I would surely DIE.

Do you have a dog?
Yes. And She feels Pretty. OH SO PRETTY!

How many states have you lived in?
Currently or my whole life? Since I don’t know, I will answer both. None and uh, none.

Ever go to college?
Yup. and then I got knocked up. Pretty good edumacation if i do say so myself!

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Yes, and my husband pays her in Sexual Services. And she likes it!

Do you love anyone?
A bunch of anyones actually!

Do you eat healthy?
Chocolate comes from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable. Coffee? Again, comes from a bean. You do the math.

What color is your car?
Silver and dust. It’s a custom blend. Hubs did it himself. He’s handy like that.

How did you get your worst scar?
My worst scar is on my boobs. Got it removing six billion pounds of boobage. I would do it all over again in a heartbeat, no matter the scar. My stupidest scar? On my hands. I wanted to show the boys I was tough and let them repeatedly burn my hands – without flinching.

Hmm. I think I ended up with half a meme here. if you want the full version, minus MY answers PLUS Sheilas’, go here.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 06.02.2008
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