Sing-A-Long Hour at the BPR Lounge

Now that we are all relaxed VIA the magical powers of sing-a-long, I think it is time to dispel an awful myth. You need not feel ashamed, until today I also believed it was impossible to bruise your own genitalia, but as it turns out, if you crash into the corner of the couch (while putting up a tissue-paper jelly fish) hard enough, you will indeed end up with a black and blue vagina.

Please. No thanks needed. I’m here to help.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 05.14.2008
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Comments: 19 »

  1. I know someone is going to ask for pictures of your bruise… Let’s see how many comments until it happens, k?

    Sheila’s last blog post..Wow

    Comment by Sheila - May 14, 2008 10:39 pm

  2. I think I need pic’s for proof!

    Comment by Tori - May 14, 2008 11:07 pm

  3. FOR THE RECORD. I briefly considered taking a picture, I figured with photoshop i would be able to crop and hide all but the bruise, but then I woke up and realized there is no way in hell I am putting a photo, cropped or not of my salami stakeout on the internet!

    You will either have to take my word for it, or bump uglies with the nearest couch and see for yourselves!

    Comment by bluepaintred - May 14, 2008 11:11 pm

  4. Wow. Thanks Tori! I was, of course, expecting Fab or Avitable to request proof… but I appreciate you getting that out of the way for us. :lol:
    Sheila’s last blog post..Wow

    Comment by Sheila - May 14, 2008 11:12 pm

  5. … so what you’re saying is … ?

    Sheila’s last blog post..Wow

    Comment by Sheila - May 14, 2008 11:13 pm

  6. @Sheila - Hmmm… That did sound rather undecided, didn’t it? My bad. In the future, I will try to be more clear. And wear a cup.

    Comment by bluepaintred - May 14, 2008 11:18 pm

  7. That looks like fun. The kite flying, not the vagina bruising.

    Shelli’s last blog post..Weighing On Me

    Comment by Shelli - May 15, 2008 12:48 am

  8. You had me at “salami stakeout”.

    Thank you for the pictures of the neighborhood. It will make stalking you much easier.

    By the way, The BPR Lounge would be an AWESOME name for a bar!

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Thanks! You?ve been great!

    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - May 15, 2008 2:50 am

  9. Hahahah - salami stakeout!

    Just have your hubby kiss it and make it better.

    Avitable’s last blog post..Nigger

    Comment by Avitable - May 15, 2008 7:00 am

  10. @Shelli - I assume it was. I came out and took pictures then went back to hide inside because it was too windy for me.

    @Mr. Fabulous - If you want, I can send you the originals, it will still be pretty hard to find us with the street names blurred out… Wait. I’ll just send you a link VIA Google maps!

    @Avitable - Sometimes, an owie hurts too much, even for a kiss better. Just wearing underwear hurts. He can kiss it better after its ..well.. better!

    Comment by bluepaintred - May 15, 2008 7:31 am

  11. I am speechless. :shock:
    Finn’s last blog post..Thursday Photo: Turning My Back

    Comment by Finn - May 15, 2008 8:12 am

  12. I learned you could do that when I was 9 and rode a boys bike. By the way, wouldn’t that BAR down the middle of a BOY’s bike frame do more damage to them than girls? Shouldn’t they be switched? WTF?

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    Comment by annie - May 15, 2008 9:32 am

  13. I think this may be my favorite post of yours ever.
    (For the kite stuff - not the other part.)
    pee ess - what’s the baby doing with that gigantic stick in the last picture?

    Comment by Peggy - May 15, 2008 9:45 am

  14. @Finn - Peanut butter will do that to a person. . . :?: :lol:

    @annie - the reason a girls bar on a bike is slanted goes alllllll the way back to when girls were expected to wear a dress at all times. the slant of the bar made room to accommodate the girls skirt. Learn something new everyday and all that rot…

    @Peggy - AHA! Finally a comment on the awesomeness of my photo skills. Thank You! Stuperman has a stick becuase it is his sword. he has been carting it around for three days and so far *shock* no one has been hurt!

    Comment by bluepaintred - May 15, 2008 10:56 am

  15. My daughter fell off an exercise bike when she was young - BLACK. No blue, no purple for days…

    ouch.

    Tug’s last blog post..Awesomeness

    Comment by Tug - May 15, 2008 11:57 am

  16. Wow, I’ll be extra-careful from now on. Just imagine, bump the couch and POUF! I now have a bruised vagina. Try ’splaining this to Lovely Wife…

    Mike’s last blog post..Vacation Quiz

    Comment by Mike - May 15, 2008 1:54 pm

  17. Back in the day when we had STEEL teeter totters on the playground, well, they didn’t call them “cherry bumps” for nothing. YOWIE. :shock:
    “salami stakeout” and “bump uglies”–my vocabulary increases daily (the nuns would be so proud)

    Comment by phinz - May 15, 2008 2:51 pm

  18. Who said you had to POST the pic? Just email it to me.

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    Comment by Nobody™ - May 15, 2008 8:58 pm

  19. I just wanted to let you know that this was and is my favorite post so far!!!! (i managed to break from the cramp causing laughter to write this….)

    Comment by L.C. - May 16, 2008 3:57 pm

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