Me and the internet are fighting.
This morning I was all “Hi interwebs! How are you today? I love you. look! Coffee! Lets all go surfing together and then maybe after that, we can have a picnic!”
And the interwebs said:
Then I said, Right Click Close, dear interwebs, stop being so silly! We need to check our email! And after that! FaceBook Scratch and Win! Wont that be fun?
And the interwebs said:
To which I replied, Dammit interwebs! Right Click CLOSE !! Now quit fucking around. I have my coffee, now I need my surfage! Lets go! We need to get this all done so we can go paint the dog house this afternoon! Won’t that be fun? You can come sit out on the little Bistro table with me and help supervise the boys! Now, lets go check bloglines!
And the interwebs said
And I said. RIGHT FUCKING CLICK CLOSE. Fuck you bitch. I’m going for a smoke and when I get back you had BETTER work!
And then the interwebs said
And now we aren’t really talking to each other. We tiptoe around each other, careful that we speak to each other no more than necessary (not on my part, I am ready to forgive and forget…) I think we need a counselor or mediator…
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 05.07.2008
∗ Uncategorized
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I would do a complete “uninstall” first, then do a completely new “install”.
Actually, I don’t like Firefox and I find it to be very slow. Go install Opera, too. Then you’ll have two choices. IE doesn’t count, right?
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