This is what it looked like last night on the way to bed. Smokey was loving it, but me? Not so much. The good news is we are only supposed to get about 40 more centimeters of snow, and not too much freezing rain. Gah! Fuckers. And just think! In two more months the days will start getting shorter again! Fuck You Winter, Fuck You!
This is Bob. Whenever I am angry at the current weather I make a sacrifice in hopes of appeasing the weather gods. I never see any actual results from my sacrifice, but it sure makes ME feel better!
Fuck you, and your cold white heart! Go to Hell And Die!
Oh. I guess you wanted to know who won the Caption Contest, eh? Hubs has had a lot of enjoyment out of all the entries, and in the end, he was torn between four different entries. Before I show who actually ended up tickling his funny bone the most, let me show you the prize!
It looks bigger in real life, it really does!
Check this fucker out! A freaking light up Hello Kitty Sucker! That rocks!
And this. Sigh. This is the best fucking sucker you will ever taste. Seriously. If you let this sucker go to waste I will kill myself just so I can haunt you for the rest of your goddamn life. And not in a nice way either! I argued all the way home with Hubs that it was just too big of a risk. What if the winner doesn’t like Cinnamon? For my own piece of mind, I will require an email from the winner stating how much they loved this sucker, becuase, really?
I COULD BE EATING IT RIGHT NOW~!
Worship this sucker. Cherish it. Love it more than masturbation.
And the Winner is :
ANGRY of Angry buttons!
Pls to be sending me your snail mail address to bluepaintred at gmail dot com!
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.19.2008
∗ I hate winter
Comment by JitteryJoe - April 19, 2008 11:41 pm
Well first, in accepting this prize, I’d like to thank all the other contestants for putting up such crappy captions… I wouldn’t have won it without you guys, thanks.
And of course I’d like to thank Hubs for allowing me to re-enact every one of my captions… um… so that he’d have a better understanding of them of course.
But my biggest thanks go to Blue for putting on the contest, for supplying the prize and of course for sacrificing the Sizzling Cinnamon Sucker. I promise to think of you Blue whilst I’m sucking on it and masturbating.
Cheers.
Comment by Angry - April 20, 2008 12:10 am
Shelli’s last blog post..The Benefit
Comment by Shelli - April 20, 2008 12:21 am
Winter’s last blog post..Why Vampires? - A Contest
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Jen’s last blog post..Silent Sunday
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Fantastagirl’s last blog post..Supper Anyone ?
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annie’s last blog post..F-F-Friday
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Absurdist’s last blog post..Girly Girl Series: Purses
Comment by Absurdist - April 21, 2008 6:46 am
@Angry - Seriously. Love the sucker
@Shelli - What tipped you off? The six million captions he entered?
@Winter - I appreciate all the well wishes on my sex life. Holy fuck did that ever make me laugh!
@Jen - Hi Jen!
@Fantastagirl - Hear that Angry? you better enjoy them, or else! FG is a super hero you know!
@annie - Naw, I just take matters into my own hands with a bit of gas and a lighter…
@phinz - Damn you people and your warmth while I’m stuck here shoveling snow!
@Absurdist - Don’t bother with the conversion, it means a lot.
Comment by bluepaintred - April 22, 2008 11:08 am