Hey yall, it’s Robin from The Road Less Unraveled and I am here to guest post your ass off

Two strangers with nothing in common, except each other…

The last time I did a guest posting gig I felt it was about time to admit to the truth about our background. Now, I figure I should give up the dirt on how Blue and I met each other. I did not get permission from Blue to reveal our sorted past but really, what fun is there in that?

We had actually been in high school together for a while before we really met and if it weren’t for the fact we both ended up in detention together that fateful Saturday who knows what would have happened. I had always admired her as she was the homecoming queen and I was really a nobody. I mean, in reality maybe I just had too much going on in my head for high school and therefore I just didn’t fit in.

That day was tough, especially with the guys around and their attitude problems. One a big suck up geek, another thinking he’d get a free ride because he was a jock and the other just wanting to start trouble. We were really innocent bystanders.

Most of the day Blue didn’t talk to me because let’s face it, I was not cool enough to breath the same air as her. She had the beautiful red hair and the fair skin while I had the dark brown unwashed hair and was pasty white. Although I did have a bag of stuff on me if I ever had to jam, that’s something. Truth be told she had pretty neat skill that involved her lipstick and her cleavage.

Eventually, towards the end as we all bonded over what losers we really were she decided to help me with my lack of beauty skills. Ok, so all she did was put some blush on me and pull my hair out of my face but it really made a difference. Lucky for me that cute jock suddenly found me irresistible after that.

After that Saturday detention we kind of lost touch for a while, she went off to have about 7 babies with the bad boy and I eventually left the jock because of a little problem with steroids. I’m glad we are friends again though, because if there is one thing I learned from that day it’s that just by being around Blue I am a much cooler person.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.16.2008
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