Canada. It’s like Greenland, but with people.

Hi. Mr. Fabulous here. Am I bitter because I was not one of the first choices to do a guest post? No. Am I bitter that I don’t have my own login like some other guest posters, and so have been lumped into some monkey-group? No. Just because Blue and I go way back, and I am the biological father of her youngest son, why should I be treated any differently from household trash? Hmmph!

I almost regret inseminating her.

Anyway, on with the post. Allow me to share my love of Blue’s native Canada with you!

Have a great day! Or, as they say in Canada…um…well, I don’t know. I don’t speak Canadian. But I’m sure it’s something.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.15.2008
∗ Pictures

Comments: 26 »

  1. I saw the title and I new it was you without even reading the post. Do I know you that well or are you that predictable? hmmm…

    Shelli’s last blog post..Isabelle?s World

    Comment by Shelli - April 15, 2008 12:59 am

  2. Oops … we actually don’t have to start wearing toques until we’re two years old. ;)
    Tricia’s last blog post..She?s really INto her food

    Comment by Tricia - April 15, 2008 3:56 am

  3. Is that what that thing on their heads are called…toques??? I thought there were stocking caps?

    This is why I come here, to be educated.

    trishk’s last blog post..Is There Wine in Heaven? And Will I Get Some?

    Comment by trishk - April 15, 2008 4:39 am

  4. OMG

    You DO know that Anndi is Canadian right??? :shock:
    Turnbaby’s last blog post..Benevolence…Thy Name Is Best Buy!

    Comment by Turnbaby - April 15, 2008 4:39 am

  5. If you’re going to make fun of our toques, at lease spell it right!

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    Comment by Jen - April 15, 2008 5:43 am

  6. Well well,

    Kudos for using the french “Tuques”, it shows you’re a man of culture. And by the way, it’s not a Federal or Provincial law (we don’t have National laws), it’s just frakin’ cold here.

    But I’ll have to deduce some points: If you had taken the army pictures about 3 degrees to the left, you would’ve had the WHOLE army. But noooo, you had to cut Jim from the picture. Sheesh.

    :smile:
    Mike’s last blog post..Sick

    Comment by Mike - April 15, 2008 6:00 am

  7. I feel like I truly understand them now.

    Robin’s last blog post..I Win

    Comment by Robin - April 15, 2008 6:36 am

  8. They make good maple syrup, too!

    avitable’s last blog post..Please don’t read this.

    Comment by avitable - April 15, 2008 7:02 am

  9. Shelli–Hey, how come you commented here and not on my site?

    Tricia–Are you sure? I did exhaustive research!

    TrishK–We don’t see many of them down here in Florida, that’s for sure!

    Turnbaby–Of course! I can tell because she is extra sexy, just like all Canadians!

    Jen–Hey, gimme a break! It’s not easy translating Canadian into English!

    Mike–Ha! Jim was sick that day. He had a note.

    Robin–See? I am like PBS for the soul.

    Avitable–I think the trees do that, Grizzly Adams.

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Glorious Romania not joke to me!

    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - April 15, 2008 7:17 am

  10. Nice suck up sugar :roll:
    Turnbaby’s last blog post..Benevolence…Thy Name Is Best Buy!

    Comment by Turnbaby - April 15, 2008 7:26 am

  11. You didn’t post over there. Someone else did. Some Romanian guy did. I don’t know him so I didn’t comment. ;)
    Shelli’s last blog post..Isabelle?s World

    Comment by Shelli - April 15, 2008 7:29 am

  12. There is something wrong with you. That’s why Blue didn’t choose you first. And she adamantly denies that any of her offspring were sired by you — even the dog.

    Finn’s last blog post..Deep Fried Pickles & Astronaut Ice Cream

    Comment by Finn - April 15, 2008 7:52 am

  13. That’s great!

    And you should feel honored just to share a login with me.

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    Comment by Absurdist - April 15, 2008 8:18 am

  14. Canada rocks. I’ve been up there twice, both times to visit a good friend in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Beautiful.

    Canadian women are really hot, too.

    Karl’s last blog post..Why I Won’t Follow You on Twitter

    Comment by Karl - April 15, 2008 8:47 am

  15. Dude. :roll:
    Tracy Lynn’s last blog post..Post 690: I Would Punch Myself In The Face, It Can’t Possibly Hurt As Much

    Comment by Tracy Lynn - April 15, 2008 9:58 am

  16. Turnbaby–I am surprisingly light on my feet!

    Shelli–Poor Andrei. How do you think that makes him feel?

    TracyLynn–Babe. :cool:

    Karl–Look at you, sucking up. Who do you think you are, me?

    Finn–Oh, I totally fathered that dog.

    Abs–I’ve already shared needles with you. Now a log in?

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Glorious Romania not joke to me!

    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - April 15, 2008 10:03 am

  17. Fabs, that wikipedia comes in really handy, eh?

    Comment by Gwen - April 15, 2008 11:25 am

  18. According to Southpark, Canada’s not a real country anyway.

    Comment by Todd - April 15, 2008 11:43 am

  19. I blame Canadia for EVERYTHING!

    Yes,I said CANADIA

    metalmom’s last blog post..Mama and Me

    Comment by metalmom - April 15, 2008 3:50 pm

  20. I like their Geese. Not the poop so much.. or the loud honking… actually, I don’t think I like their Geese.
    Still - excellent post!
    I learned today.
    :)
    Sybil Law’s last blog post..Woe is M(i)e

    Comment by Sybil Law - April 15, 2008 6:19 pm

  21. As they say in Canada, “Eh.” (Translation: “Those amused the hell out of me.”)

    golfwidow’s last blog post..no room for “too smart for the room”

    Comment by golfwidow - April 15, 2008 6:23 pm

  22. Scenes from Strange Brew are now inundating my head. Take off you hoser, eh!

    Winter’s last blog post..How I Almost Got Karled

    Comment by Winter - April 15, 2008 7:15 pm

  23. Gwen–Hey, that all came from my enormous brain!

    Todd–That is true. It’s more like a…figment of our imagination.

    MetalMom–God bless you! You are a true patriot!

    Sybil–Think of me as a Professor. Professor Fab.

    Golfwidow–Thanks for providing the translation. I am still a little rusty.

    Winter–I used to have their album. I played it constantly.

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Meet my answer to LOL Cats

    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - April 16, 2008 7:38 am

  24. That’s right and I’m only interested in your enormous “brain”.

    Gwen’s last blog post..Aaaaaand Sick.

    Comment by Gwen - April 16, 2008 5:00 pm

  25. thats not the Canadian army, they’re holding guns not whistles

    Comment by danny - April 16, 2008 9:11 pm

  26. You know all that and our metric system, too eh?!?

    Mr Fab, you seem to be Canadian-obsessed this week… are you secretly studying to become a Canadian citizen?

    Heather in Beautiful BC’s last blog post..Postie of the Month Award

    Comment by Heather in Beautiful BC - April 17, 2008 12:28 am

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