Contest Time

April is a VERY difficult month for me emotionally. Even though I have next to no problems watching my youngest son grow up, watching Blue Boy turn another year older is extremely hard for me. I don’t rightly know why, maybe it’s from his tenuous start at life, or having to watch him be carried away by nurses for surgery after surgery, but knowing that he will be six in a few days is killing me inside.

I tend to spend the month of April in a daze, and this year has been particularly bad, so, seeing as I cannot come up with anything to say other then MAKE IT STOP, I’ve decided to hold another contest.

Rules and bullshit:

1.Open to everyone, You do not have to be a blogger to enter, just make sure you leave a valid email in the e-mail field of your comment.

2.You can enter as many captions as you want, but they MUST be in a separate comment (mostly because lots of comments make me happy).

3.The prize will come from my favorite candy and oddities store, Pine and Fancy, and will be mailed to the winner, so please do not enter if you are uncomfortable giving me your address.

4. Hubs will be judging, so feel free to bribe him. He is partial to Dr.Pepper and sexual favors.

5. Contest ends Noon my time on Friday April 18th. Winner will be contacted and announced in the following Saturday’s post. (It’s open for so long becuase I am taking all of next week off - there will be some AWESOME guest posters here to entertain you!)

Simple, eh?

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∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 04.11.2008
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Comments: 56 »

  1. I think we need more lube, honey.

    Sheila’s last blog post..Really?

    Comment by Sheila - April 11, 2008 10:27 pm

  2. Yee haw! Them thar little blue pills really do work!!

    Comment by Laci - April 11, 2008 10:38 pm

  3. This is how the internet said to do it…

    Sheila’s last blog post..Really?

    Comment by Sheila - April 11, 2008 10:53 pm

  4. “Honey, You know you’re not that big, but I’ll humor you for now.”

    “What are you talking about? This IS how big I am! I swear it! I’ll use lots of lube, promise!”

    Comment by Kat - April 11, 2008 11:05 pm

  5. I think if we use a condom instead of a blanket it’ll fit better.

    Rich G.’s last blog post..Mike from Simplenomics gets the waitress from?

    Comment by Rich G. - April 11, 2008 11:08 pm

  6. “Now remember, Ma’am, when in the pantomime horse suit, it will just be this ‘spacer’ jabbing you in the but.”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 12:20 am

  7. “See… I told you it would reach all the way through.”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 12:21 am

  8. “…and that’s why they call me horse.”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 12:26 am

  9. “Let me go over this one more time for you, honey… when we get naked, you stand like that and…”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 12:29 am

  10. “…and then my penis becomes the towel rack.”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 12:31 am

  11. “If you think this is fun now, wait til you have your clothes off.”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 12:32 am

  12. “…and we’ll call it ‘Tunnel Of Love’, okay you set up the camera and we’ll get undressed.”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 12:36 am

  13. “…and instead of jerking-off, I call it towelling-off.”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 12:37 am

  14. “I understand that, sweetie, but if we’re naked…”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 12:39 am

  15. Honest. If you turn off the lights I’ll leave the towel right there. No. Seriously. Just turn off the lights.

    Rich G.’s last blog post..Mike from Simplenomics gets the waitress from?

    Comment by Rich G. - April 12, 2008 12:41 am

  16. “Okay I’ve got all that… but if it’s an equine sperm bank that I’ll be working at, then why do I need to remember to smile at the cameras?”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 12:43 am

  17. “Are you feeling me yet? And now? How about now? Now?”

    Oh and to the Hubs: the truckload of Dr Pepper should be arriving today by UPS (big ass UPS truck) and the list of sexual favors is in the second box!

    DutchBitch’s last blog post..Dutch-A-Pimpin?: Nuttin?

    Comment by DutchBitch - April 12, 2008 1:48 am

  18. I love Dr. Pepper. Blue will give you the sexual favors. We talked about it already.

    Now I have to come up with something funny. I’m not funny.

    Shelli’s last blog post..My Totally Awesome Day

    Comment by Shelli - April 12, 2008 2:04 am

  19. “Did you come yet?”

    Shelli’s last blog post..My Totally Awesome Day

    Comment by Shelli - April 12, 2008 2:05 am

  20. Angry is very funny.

    Shelli’s last blog post..My Totally Awesome Day

    Comment by Shelli - April 12, 2008 2:05 am

  21. I’m filling up Blue’s comment section so she’ll be extra ;) nice to you.

    Shelli’s last blog post..My Totally Awesome Day

    Comment by Shelli - April 12, 2008 2:06 am

  22. “So, do you think my wife will let me try this at home?”

    Shelli’s last blog post..My Totally Awesome Day

    Comment by Shelli - April 12, 2008 2:07 am

  23. “Yee haw! Ride ‘em cowgirl!”

    Shelli’s last blog post..My Totally Awesome Day

    Comment by Shelli - April 12, 2008 2:07 am

  24. “Now don’t forget you’ll be naked… then when the gerbil gets to that end of the tunnel… “

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 6:42 am

  25. “Porn stars in training!”

    Jen’s last blog post..Such a beautiful day!

    Comment by Jen - April 12, 2008 6:44 am

  26. “If this fits in there, Paw said I’m not allowed to marry you.”

    Avitable’s last blog post..For laffs

    Comment by Avitable - April 12, 2008 7:09 am

  27. “Nobody warned us about these types of rug burns!”

    Avitable’s last blog post..For laffs

    Comment by Avitable - April 12, 2008 7:10 am

  28. If Billy closed his eyes, he could just imagine that Caitlyn was actually Betty Sue, his favorite sheep.

    Avitable’s last blog post..For laffs

    Comment by Avitable - April 12, 2008 7:12 am

  29. and when I walked in mommy and daddy’s bedroom, I saw them doing this…

    Sheila’s last blog post..Really?

    Comment by Sheila - April 12, 2008 10:41 am

  30. Ron Jeremy ain’t got nothin’ compared to me.

    Sheila’s last blog post..Really?

    Comment by Sheila - April 12, 2008 10:43 am

  31. How many batteries does this ‘toy’ take again?!

    Sheila’s last blog post..Really?

    Comment by Sheila - April 12, 2008 10:43 am

  32. When you offered me a Pig in a blanket that this isn’t what I thought you mean. Honestly.

    Rich G.’s last blog post..Mike from Simplenomics gets the waitress from?

    Comment by Rich G. - April 12, 2008 10:51 am

  33. “NOW do y’all buh-leeve that ever-thin’ is bigger in Texas, darlin’?”

    Comment by phinz - April 12, 2008 1:36 pm

  34. “So tell me again… how will this fix the hole in the seat of my pants?”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 4:33 pm

  35. “Careful mister… I think you’re poking me with something”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 4:34 pm

  36. “Sheesh… This guy has a LOT to learn about sex”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 4:38 pm

  37. “OMG…! There’s something inside that roll trying to get into my pants!”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 4:42 pm

  38. “Ooo I feel it… it IS that long… well you can forget oral sex then, mister.”

    Comment by Angry - April 12, 2008 4:46 pm

  39. “Hold on honey, I almost have the stroller out.”

    Mike’s last blog post..Who comes up with these anyways?

    Comment by Mike - April 12, 2008 5:30 pm

  40. “I think in that tent scene in Austin Powers it was faked. I’m sure all that stuff won’t really fit up in there.”

    “Shut up and push.”

    Rich G.’s last blog post..Mike from Simplenomics gets the waitress from?

    Comment by Rich G. - April 12, 2008 5:38 pm

  41. Look! It’s Godzilla!! :shock:
    Dyane’s last blog post..Good Smells = Good Memories

    Comment by Dyane - April 12, 2008 5:40 pm

  42. When I turn around, that thing had BETTER have numbers on it!

    Dyane’s last blog post..Good Smells = Good Memories

    Comment by Dyane - April 12, 2008 5:40 pm

  43. That’s one horny two legged sheep, awww she just got out of the barbershop too!

    Comment by Tyler - April 12, 2008 10:47 pm

  44. Now do me in the stroller!

    Comment by Tyler - April 12, 2008 10:50 pm

  45. and she gets that everynight

    Comment by danny - April 13, 2008 12:53 pm

  46. hey i was trying somthing new

    Comment by danny - April 13, 2008 12:59 pm

  47. “Well what did you expect from a book called ‘The Bathroom Sutra’, hmmmm?”

    Comment by Angry - April 13, 2008 4:02 pm

  48. “Yeah alright, very funny… but I you fart when we’re actually doing it…”

    Comment by Angry - April 13, 2008 4:05 pm

  49. “Oh man… we’re gunna really kick butt at charades tonight.”

    Comment by Angry - April 13, 2008 4:08 pm

  50. “Ummm… is it bigger than a bread box?”

    Comment by Angry - April 13, 2008 4:10 pm

  51. “I’m beginning to think the superglue was a bad idea.”

    Comment by Angry - April 13, 2008 4:11 pm

  52. Sorry Blue, but I need to correct the one 4 comments back.

    “Yeah alright very funny… but if you fart when we’re actually doing it…”

    Comment by Angry - April 13, 2008 4:16 pm

  53. Okay, I think I’m done now Blue. :smile:

    Comment by Angry - April 13, 2008 4:17 pm

  54. And when I open my eyes it will be real!

    Trishk’s last blog post..This Explains a Lot!

    Comment by Trishk - April 14, 2008 12:55 pm

  55. I do feel like more of a cowboy wearing these denim condoms. about ten times more based on how many she made me wear…

    Comment by tommy - April 16, 2008 12:32 pm

  56. (add to the last comment)

    cowboy “clients” are the easiest… i’ll make a fortune,without having to have actual sex

    Comment by tommy - April 16, 2008 12:46 pm

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