Bluepaintred: hey fatty
Bluepaintred: coming down sunday AM?
Bluepaintred: Didya see what a good stalker I am? You weren’t even on for three seconds before i messaged you
Bluepaintred: I rock
Bluepaintred: you will never rock like I do
Bluepaintred: it’s time to just accept that and aim for being sand
Bluepaintred: DUDE
Bluepaintred: wth? I know you are online. now you are just being mean to me
Bluepaintred: srsly. Im going to cry.
Bluepaintred: and?
Bluepaintred: AND?
Bluepaintred: I am NOT a pretty crier.
Bluepaintred: Red faced and snotty
Bluepaintred: if you don’t be nice i will cry, ugly type, AND turn on the webcam.
Bluepaintred: dumdeedumdum
Bluepaintred: normal people would at least have the courtesy to offer me hold music
Bluepaintred: helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bluepaintred: i want you to know i typed each o individually. i could have taken the easy way out and held down the o key for a long time, but I did NOT
Bluepaintred: I am dedicated
Bluepaintred: and sad
Bluepaintred: and a bit lonely
Bluepaintred: why wont you talk to me
Bluepaintred: it’s because I have leprosy right?
Bluepaintred: you cant catch it online you know.
Bluepaintred: and Sunday AM I will wear a full body condom so you are safe then too
Bluepaintred: fine.
Bluepaintred: be that way
Bluepaintred: I don’t need you anyway.
Bluepaintred: After all
Bluepaintred: I have chocolate chips
Bluepaintred: Sigh
Pee ess: My yahoo ID is Bluepaintred. Add me. Entertain me.
Spring break for my kids started at 3PM today and they do not go back until the 30th. The weather is supposed to be nice, so I do not foresee any major complications.
For the past five days Blue Boy has been ill. He wakes up with a fever, a half hour after he has tylonol he is fine for about three hours then his fever comes back. Other than the fever, nothing else seems to bother him - though when the fever hits him, all he wants to do is crawl up on the couch and lay there. How high can I let his fever go without medicating him? Five days of Tylenol every four hours cannot be good for him.
We were all playing with Smokey this evening. At one point my mouth was open and her tongue, the same one she uses to lick her ass and located conveniently in the mouth she uses to eat cat shit, touched my tongue. I have brushed my teeth nine million times and swished with Listerine the same amount but I swear I can still taste her ass.
A while back I entered a contest at The Rocking Pony. To enter, We had to tell our most embarrassing story. I won - for a story I have not told on this blog, and if you really need to know what was So embarrassing that it was voted in as “The most embarrassing incident ever”, you will have to gohere and read the 103 entries - Trust me, you WANT to read them all!
Now, the reason Karen got 103 entries in her contest was very simple. It’s not like we all wanted the interwebs to know our moments of shame, oh no, it’s because Karen is a magician on her sewing machine! She *thinks* she is sewing blankets and tee shirts, but really, she is whipping up a batch of magic to send in the mail! That’s right, My prize was a Tee-shirt of my choice from her Etsy store.
Before I show you a video of Stuperman opening his package - uhhh…. Ignore the part where I taped upside down by accident, mmk? - I want you to look at this picture :
This is Niles the Kid-Created Alien, Karen’s Son drew this picture, and to surprise him, she recreated his drawing on a shirt for him, then, she generously allowed us all the opportunity to have a Niles of our own. For the folks out there who think Niles is darling, but have girls, not boys, never fear, Nelly is here!
Enjoy Stuperman’s glee as he finally opens his long awaited Niles in the Mail package :
Remember to ignore the upside down part!
So to Karen I say - Thank you for letting us have our Very own Niles to love and care for, and to the rest of you, go check her out, she’s a great read, and has a wonderful etsy store just waiting to be explored!!
How was your weekend? Good? Mine was OK, which by definition means : not wonderful, but not horrible.
Saturday night we found out that we had won the lottery. We had four out of the six numbers, so that was pretty cool. Damn shame we missed out on the millions, but 44 bucks is still pretty nice.
We spent some time screwing the wall Sunday afternoon. Please note, screwing the wall is much different from screwing up against the wall.
Rainbow man was fooling around with his spacer and tore it half out. This is the third time in seven days that it has come loose. Our dentist does not keep weekend hours, nor do they have an emergency line, so he spent the remainder of the day in pain because when he ripped it out, it broke. He is not so enamored of the whole jagged metal cutting up his mouth thing, so I have high hopes that the fourth time will be a charm and the bloody thing will stay in his mouth.
We rented Anacondas 2 for the boys. Stuperman spent a fair bit of time covering his eyes, but when Hubs and I came in from a post movie smoke, he was lying on the floor hissing. He promptly caught my foot and bit me proclaiming he was a “Giant green snake who eats people ‘cus people taste like food” . I could not fault his logic, so I sent him off to hunt his brothers.
What are your feelings on me revealing the Polka Dot Project prematurely? I ran into issues with the matching quilt, but it is done enough that I can drape it on the bed. It, of course, will not look quite as finished, but knowing me, it might be next, next spring before I am done.
The boys got Blue Boy this ant farm for his birthday, My dad and his wifey-poo got him this*. What should hubs and I get him? He would like either a hot tub or a water bed. Uhm. no. His birthday is not until the end of April, so there is lots of time.
I have been..sluggish.. in posting the past few weeks. It would be nice to have some meme tags stored up for use on nights like this. Hint Hint.
Also. It snowed today. And this evening. And is still snowing now. do I really need to tell you how that makes me feel?
That is all.
*If you have not seen these around, they are called Plasma Cars. We bought a second one that we will give the children a few days after BB’s birthday to stop any bickering about sharing.
