Twice as Good

As you all know, I am better than all of you and it only makes sense that I get more than one excellence award. In fact, not only is it proper that I get this award twice over, it is EXPECTED.

Come to think of it, By now I should have received this award 1,068,480 times already - that, by the way, would be at a rate of one award per minute since the start of my bloggy career.

So, in conclusion, and with the exception of Lexi and MetalMom who recognized - and rightly so - my awesome amazing excellence - YOU ALL SUCK.

oh and I shall pass this on to :

Katie at A Byootaful Life - because I am secretly in love with her cat and like to fantasize a life where me and Puddy can live together, a life of love and luxury without society’s disgrace falling upon us.

Crystal at Boobs Injuries & Dr. Pepper - I gave her a pony. In some cultures we are already married

Fracas at Fracas - She is a Canadian. We live in the same igloo. It was either nominate her or deal with the whale poo she would throw in my bed when I was not looking.

Kelsey at HolyMama - On the 17th of every month, Kelsey writes a post about the importance of fondling and caressing our boobies. Boob lovers Rock!
Sheila at Seriously Sheila - She is holding my Tommy ransom for this post. I hope she sends him to me now like she promised…

Robin at the Road Less Unraveled - DUDE! She’s getting married. Think she will let me pop out of a cake at some point during the reception?

Margot & Shawna at A tale of two mama’s  - So close to being two mommies and two daughters! Squee! I cannot wait for their littlest one to make an appearance in this world!

The Team at PayU2Blog  - These guys never fail to crack me up, and after cracking me, they never fail to hand me the glue so I can fix myself back up!

Karen at The Rocking Pony  - Her son and my husband share a name. And they are both super cute. I’m positive that this means she has to let me live with her. And that she has to let me play with the puppies all day. ALL DAY.

Shelli at Shelli’s Sentiments  - I wanna be Shelli when we grow up.

(Blah blah blah rules
1. Identify the originator of this award, and link so she can get her well-deserved traffic. It’s Kayla at Project Mommy.
2. Pass on at least 10 Excellent Blog Awards.)

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 03.29.2008
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Comments: 6 »

  1. Listen, you cover postage, and I’ll send him right away. :lol:
    Sheila’s last blog post..Oh yeah, its a Bulleted post? get over it.

    Comment by Sheila - March 30, 2008 12:24 am

  2. OOoweeehhh! Great choices. The award is making its rounds!

    DutchBitch’s last blog post..Cut Me Some Summertime Slack

    Comment by DutchBitch - March 30, 2008 1:26 am

  3. Well since I can’t have the cupcakes I want, definitely!

    Robin’s last blog post..Men Belong In The Kitchen

    Comment by Robin - March 30, 2008 8:05 am

  4. I recognize your excellence every time I check in on you. But, not having graduated to blogger yet, I can’t give awards… :sad:

    Comment by Peggy - March 31, 2008 10:03 am

  5. Like you, I’ve received this already but agree that only multiple copies will suffice. I just want to know why you think it’s ok to reveal my secret hobby involving poo? Damn you woman… now they’re going to be arriving at my blog from all their poo-related searches instead of all the ones looking for naked boobs and hard nipples.

    Crap. I suppose I’ll have to make a video now. Something like those two chicks and that cup. It’s all your fault. I’m going to tell WalMart not to let you in anymore. I know people that work there you know.

    Oh.. thanks for the award though. I am Excellent. ;-)
    fracas’s last blog post..Just for tonight, let?s pretend that we?re married.

    Comment by fracas - March 31, 2008 10:38 am

  6. Aww, thank you for thinking of me! This is on my to-do list. Puddy will be thrilled to hear you love her - she’s a bit of an attention whore! :grin:
    Katie’s last blog post..I Guess It Was Inevitable?

    Comment by Katie - April 2, 2008 1:04 am

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