This morning while I was snug and cozy in my warm little bed my children awoke. They made their own breakfast and then - on their own - decided that they should clean their rooms. Awwww. What sweethearts. Whilst endeavoring to get on Mommy’s good side VIA clean and organized rooms, the children found a pillow I had made a while back with a broken zipper. No problem, they decided, Mommy can fix it. Here, let us toss it onto the counter where she is sure to find it when she wakes up.
And find it I did.
I also found the full glass of water that the pillow knocked down as it was tossed onto the counter. I then found that my power button on my laptop squirted water when I tried to push it. When I went to bed last night I did not have the water gun feature… And….Wasn’t the lap top still on when I went to bed Last night?
FUCK!
We rushed the LapTop in for emergency surgery, but the technition Doctor is not optimistic. I think it had something to do with the laptop spewing water all over his shoes when he turned it over to look at it.
We left the laptop there for “drying and diagnostics” but when the dude said it would take a week or two for us to hear back, we decided to just buy this :
It’s an HP and has lots of interesting words to describe whats inside that involved raised eyebrows and several exclamations of SWEET!! from my husband as he and the red-shirted hottie discussed it. I like it because it is shiny.
(I thought about taking a photo of the children with today’s newspaper, but I’m lazy so you will just have to take my word for it that they are still alive)
I got to sleep in - good
He got to sleep in later - bad
The kids made their own breakfast - good
The dog ate most of it - bad
The kids got to spend a few hours outside today - good
They carried eight cubic feet of snow back in on their clothes - bad
I had a nap in the after noon - good
I had the nap becuase my head was pounding - bad
Monday is a stat holiday in Canada, It’s called Family Day - good
Hubs rented a new game tonight - bad
Extreme Home Makeover is on - good
I missed the first half hour - bad
Two more days until My test results are back - good
Two more days until My test results are back - bad
I have nothing to say becuase we bought Jaws 2 and 3 for six bucks at Wal*mart so I have been busy watching sharks all day. Little known fact : The jaws movies make me incredibly horny. I don’t know why.
Anyway. Since I have nothing at all to say, I will comb the interwebs and randomly steal meme’s! Yay!!
Meme 1 :
1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people.
The nearest book to me is Whose Lie Is It Anyway? by Abby Gaines.
The endless hours Mom spent painting. And her refusal to look after Daddy. The twins he’d always said he never wanted, but mom had gone ahead and had anyway…
Hmm. That makes no sense at all. Could be becuase I am only on page 14 of this book…
Meme 2 :
Three little Words:
1. Where is your cell phone? At the Store.
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? No, thank you.
3. Hair? Shave it off.
4. Your mother? Gone eleven years.
5. Your father? He amuses me.
6. Your favorite item(s)? Internet, books, coffee.
7. Your dream last night It was scary
8. Your favorite drink? Well Duh, Coffee.
9. Your dream guy/girl? He does windows.
10. The room you are in? In my kitchen.
11. Your fear? Big Fat Spiders.
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? To be alive.
13. Who did you hang out with last night? My four Boys.
14. What are you not? Dirty drunk bum.
15. Are you in love? Yes. For always.
16. One of your wish list items? Good news, Tuesday.
17. What time is it? It is 10:35.
18. The last thing you did? Nuked a muffin.
19. What are you wearing? Very Nice Socks.
20. Your favorite book? Anything Dean Koontz.
21. The last thing you ate? See number 18.
22. Your life? Better than most.
23. Your mood? Scared and worried.
24. Your friends? AKA, My lifelines.
25. What are you thinking about right now? Any more chips?.
26. Your car? A piece of crap.
27. What are you doing at this moment? Reading question 27
28. Your summer? I miss it.
29. Your relationship status? Getting Some regularly.
30. What is on your TV screen? Dust drawn smiles.
31. When is the last time you laughed? Just moments ago.
32. Last time you cried? Today, while showering.
33. School? On spring break.
34. Why did this end so abruptly? The movie started.
No really, a movie just started, gotta go!
This morning it was minus 27, -35 with the windchill. (I made the kid walk to school cus I am mean like that)
Twenty minutes ago I put on an extra pair of socks, a sweater and a sweater (that means I put on two - a bunny hug and a button up sweater made out of wool that the cat keeps chewing on at night so it is all frayed and icky but WARM). I put my coat on, my hat on and grabbed my rabbit fur lined mitts. Then I spent five minutes lacing up my boots so I could go on an OMG if I don’t have chips and dip this very moment I may very well die. And since we all know death means you end up a zombie who wanders around moaning baaaacon baaacoooOOON, braving the cold seemed worth it.
Imagine my surprise when I got outside to find out that not only is it ABOVE zero, it was raining as well. I’m guessing Global Warming finally caught up to Saskatchewan?
Now if you will excuse me, I have chips that need to be dipped.
Damn I am GOOOOOOD. No really. I am super excellent. Awesome even.
I called the theater today and gave them a link to my post. Heh. I did it just for shits and giggles. And cus I was board. But then, some hot shot dude (Can you be a hot shot if you work at the El Cheapo Theater?) called me back and said that there was a pair of tickets to One Missed Call waiting for us and he was sorry for the inconvenience! I just about died laughing! I seriously enjoyed telling him that that Friday night was the last night (*sob*) me and hubs would be out, together, for the eight weeks because our baby sitters ditched us for Arizona and that his tickets were useless and no I would not remove a post that puts ME in a bad light, not them. For Christ Sake. I didn’t even NAME them!
Ahnnyway. Guess I’m not banned anymore. Oh Hey! Hubs brought home supper and an ice cream cake for Valentines so I didn’t have to cook. Now If only I could teach the dog to do dishes, I’d be set!
My ultrasound appointment, you ask? She flat out refused to give me a picture of Boob Baby Bekah AND they sprung a surprise mammogram on me. This is bad, becuase if you know in advance and avoid all caffeine, a mammogram causes a slight discomfort. But. If you don’t know it is coming and start drinking Java at six that morning, dammit, that shit hurts!
She said my Doc will have the results of both tests in the next 24 hours. Will do my best to keep you informed!
