My banana lied to me.

fucker.

 

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.25.2008
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  1. :?:
    Sheila’s last blog post..Who?s on first?

    Comment by Sheila - February 25, 2008 11:38 pm

  2. I am, in case it escaped your notice, very upset with my banana. I really wanted to write a post, but all I can think about is how that stupid banana lied to me. ON TV no less! WTF man. If they say it in a commercial it HAS to be true…doesn’t it?

    Comment by bluepaintred - February 25, 2008 11:50 pm

  3. I definitely gathered you were upset with your banana. I just didn’t know if it was a Rated PG reason or not…

    (ps - I still don’t know what you’re talking about.)

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    Comment by Sheila - February 25, 2008 11:51 pm

  4. This entry seems oddly familiar somehow…

    Comment by Dave2 - February 26, 2008 12:21 am

  5. I hate it when produce lies!

    Comment by Mel - February 26, 2008 4:49 am

  6. You can only trust the Pineapple.

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    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - February 26, 2008 5:24 am

  7. Now, I am pretty sure it was all just a huge misunderstanding.

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    Comment by trishk - February 26, 2008 5:47 am

  8. Ok I thought I was the only one confused, glad I’m not alone :?:
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    Comment by Robin - February 26, 2008 7:04 am

  9. The problem with bananas lying is that when they are green, they promise to be hard. When you actually use them, however, they go limp and get all stuck up in there.

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    Comment by Absurdist - February 26, 2008 7:29 am

  10. @Sheila - rated g of course! Its all about the potassium to be truthful.

    @Dave2 - It should! You did a post a week ago (or so, I’m not good with days) with just a banana. Of course, your banana was better than mine. And I bet your banana was better behaved as well!

    @Mel - Next thing you know it will be vitamins lieing!

    @Mr. Fabulous - ….under the sea SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!

    @trishk - Nope. Bananas are reputed to be high in potassium.

    @Robin - Don’t worry about the confusion.

    @Absurdist - Thank god for husbands! not only is his never green, he never sucks unless I ask!

    Comment by bluepaintred - February 26, 2008 8:02 am

  11. You’re such a fruit.

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    Comment by Avitable - February 26, 2008 8:03 am

  12. damn bananas…..

    Christie’s last blog post..I like big butts and I cannot lie….

    Comment by Christie - February 26, 2008 8:59 am

  13. I’m aroused.

    Kyra Sutra’s last blog post..Now Hiring

    Comment by Kyra Sutra - February 26, 2008 9:44 am

  14. Bacon never lies.

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    Comment by Miss Ann Thrope - February 26, 2008 10:11 am

  15. You are strange. lol

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    Comment by Shelli - February 26, 2008 11:07 am

  16. :roll:

    Like, OMG.

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    Comment by DeeJay - February 26, 2008 11:12 am

  17. I forgot to copy my blog address to my clipboard before I visited… oh well.

    As for this post… I obviously need to watch more TV.

    Comment by Marilyn - February 26, 2008 11:31 am

  18. @Avitable - LOL. I fugured a banana would be THE way to your gorilla heart!

    @Christie - Capitals would work better : DAMN bananas! and maybe a smilie, like so : :evil:

    @Kyra Sutra - I live to make you wet

    @Miss Ann Thrope - I think, mind you, I

    @Shelli - who me?

    @DeeJay - LOL

    @Marilyn - One cool thing about wordpress is that i can totally edit a persons comment. So i added your URL for ya :o) and also? the banana is ‘cus they are supposed to be high in potassium and that is supposed to prevent stiff muscles after a work out and yet, here I am walking like I am 95

    Comment by bluepaintred - February 26, 2008 11:40 am

  19. It wouldn’t lie if you would just stop getting it all wet and slimy and then hiding it in the dark! :shock:
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    Comment by Metalmom - February 26, 2008 2:44 pm

  20. Au contraire, bananas are our friends!

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    Comment by annie - February 26, 2008 4:34 pm

  21. I don’t get it.

    Comment by usedtobeme - February 26, 2008 5:42 pm

  22. I am walking like I am 95 too, I was going to get a banana but I guess I shouldn’t huh? LOL, just kidding. You crack me up.

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    Comment by Twisted Cinderella - February 26, 2008 6:10 pm

  23. You can prevent walking like you’re 95 by not exercising duh. :roll:
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    Comment by Tug - February 26, 2008 7:32 pm

  24. That naughty banana!

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    Comment by Fantastagirl - February 26, 2008 9:05 pm

  25. Sorry blue, but it’s your own fault. You’d have been safer with a vegetable. They never say anything… so can’t lie (or sit, stand or anything else for that matter)

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    Comment by fracas - February 27, 2008 1:36 am

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