I’ve mentioned in comments here and there that I am getting a new tattoo very soon. Originally my tattoo was going to be a lily from wrist to elbow -ish (inner arm) but after further thought I have reconsidered my decision.
Instead, my new tattoo will be on my hands - yes both of them - and it will read “DO NOT DRINK FROM THE CHILDREN’S CUPS!! (ever)” in a very nice font which I have yet to choose. My hands are the most logical place for this tattoo becuase I will be forced to read it each time my hands reach for a drink that has surely been infested with children’s germs, and upon reading, I can then simply close my fist and repeatedly punch myself in the face, which I am quite sure, would feel better than the burning coals that are currently stuck in my throat.
I am sorry to report that I am most certainly on my death bed. Feel free to tell me how much I will be missed in comments.
:cry:
Also - I would like to apologize to a very special person in my life. I forgot her birthday. Had I remembered it I swear I would have driven to her house and sat outside her window (in the cold) and serenaded her until she was forced to call the cops and have me arrested. Then, just before being thrown in a smelly and dank holding cell, I would have used my one and only phone call to ring her and say “Happy Birthday. Uhmmm. Can you come and bail me out?”
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 02.24.2008
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feel better soon, don’t be Blue. heh
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@Sheila - I call bullshit
@Diane Mandy - Ok I lied, Im still getting the original lily on my inner arm, but I might be tempted to write on my hand with a sharpie!
@Absurdist - Children - awesome at night when they are asleep in their littl ebed, but during the day?…
@Robin - You are so smart. I wann abe like you ‘cus if I was like you, I wouldn’t be sick right now!
@Tug - LOL. You made me lol
@Jen - Me too!
@Kyra Sutra - Wear a mask if you are planning on kissin’ my booboo’s better!
@Trishk - If It was tattoo’d backwards i would have more reason to punch very very hard, so maybe thats the way to go!
Pee ees: I have an appointment at 6:30 tomorrow to make an appointment for my tattoo.
Comment by bluepaintred - February 25, 2008 2:43 pm
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Did you or did you not read my postSSS about being sick and picking up germs? Three words….SANITIZE, SANITIZE, SANITIZE!!!
Oh, and here’s a tip….SANITIZE!
hope you feel better, silly girl!
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