What might have been…

I was going to answer some questions from Avitable today. I had it all planned out.

He made this offer on January 16th :

I’m not going to continue it by asking anyone interview questions, unless you have a burning desire to have me ask you deeply personal intimate details of your life. If so, just let me know.

I took him up on it. Unfortunatly he has been occipied by birthday cake, handcuffs and under aged hookers and has YET to send them to me.

Go badger him for me. (Gorillas are afraid of Badgers - a documented fact) Make him send the questions.

Please

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 01.28.2008
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Comments: 9 »

  1. Alternately, YOU can ask me questions and i will answer them!

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 28, 2008 10:25 pm

  2. Hey, you still want to be a judge for my contests? Can you be impartial? Hmmm?
    Or can you be bought?

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Okay, let?s have some contests!

    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - January 29, 2008 4:31 am

  3. If I were to send you a molding of The Wonder Twins what would you do with them?

    Robin’s last blog post..Eat the Onion Bitch

    Comment by Robin - January 29, 2008 7:09 am

  4. He don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!

    Metalmom’s last blog post..My New Love

    Comment by Metalmom - January 29, 2008 7:44 am

  5. Damn you for making me work!

    avitable’s last blog post..Aftermath

    Comment by avitable - January 29, 2008 7:53 am

  6. Just send him some piece of bondage equipment. That will get the message across.

    Absurdist’s last blog post..Holy Shit, Batman!

    Comment by Absurdist - January 29, 2008 8:09 am

  7. @ Mr. Fabulous - I do, absolutly yes, and no

    @ Robin - If they are just mold they will arrive hollow. i will use them as ice cream bowls - lots of whipped cream and cherries. If htey are a solid casting, I will attatch straps and make my husband wear them to bed!

    @ Metalmom - But. Everyone needs a badger! oh wait. my bad. beaver.. i meant beaver!

    @ avitable - I am notone of the damned!

    @ Absurdist - I saw the cutest knitted scarf the other day. it is in the shape of chains. think that would work? check it out!

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 29, 2008 9:54 am

  8. That’s good to know.

    Robin’s last blog post..Protected: Give Me A Break

    Comment by Robin - January 29, 2008 10:50 am

  9. That, my friend, is an AWESOME scarf. I want one for my next boyfriend.

    Absurdist’s last blog post..I don?t look like shit all the time

    Comment by Absurdist - January 29, 2008 1:55 pm

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