Payback’s a Bitch

Alternative titles could be : My kids are Assholes or They learned from the best

This morning, thinking ahead to the fact I would need a few hours without my contacts in to give my poor burning eyes a break, I dressed my children in Brightly colored shirts. One red, one blue and one yellow. This way, even without clear vision I would know who was doing what.

I’m SMRT like that.

But little jackasses stole my contacts - which means they moved them six inches to the right and covered them with a face cloth - and switched shirts with each other while I was napping.

Not so fun, really, when the shoe is on the other foot.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 01.27.2008
∗ I'm a Dumbass, Pranks, boys

Comments: 23 »

  1. you should be careful of what you teach them, huh? ;)
    Sheila’s last blog post..Moving Right Along!

    Comment by Sheila - January 27, 2008 11:56 pm

  2. Wait just a goddamn minute! Are you implying that I somehow brought this onto myself?

    The NERVE of some people

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 27, 2008 11:58 pm

  3. :twisted:

    and now I’m going back to bed to drown in my own snot.

    thank you and goodnight!

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    Comment by Sheila - January 28, 2008 12:08 am

  4. That is AWESOME!

    Three of them, one of you. They are getting smarter. You are in trouble.

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    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - January 28, 2008 5:31 am

  5. Your boys must be SMRTR. :) Sorry you are having to deal with fireballs in your eyes.

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    Comment by Shelli - January 28, 2008 6:48 am

  6. Smart kids.

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    Comment by Robin - January 28, 2008 9:06 am

  7. *giggle* I shouldn’t laugh but they DO learn these things from the adults in their lives…. :twisted:
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    Comment by Carrie - January 28, 2008 9:21 am

  8. WTF? This is why I am NOT having kids… I would shoot them!!!

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    Comment by Absurdist - January 28, 2008 9:52 am

  9. I shouldn’t laugh, because kharma is a bitch and I have 3 quite bright and devilish children myself…but that has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard! Sorry LOL

    Nikki

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    Comment by Nikki - January 28, 2008 10:04 am

  10. I’m so glad I am past that stage!

    Hmm….does that mean I can laugh uncontrollably?

    BWAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!! :lol:
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    Comment by Metalmom - January 28, 2008 10:39 am

  11. @ Sheila - Brat!

    @ MrFabulous - Dammit. I figured you would be on my side!

    @ Shelli - You made me LOLIRL! as for the firey eyeballs, soon I will poke them out with a fork and all will be well again!

    @ Robin - :evil:

    @ Carrie - Dude. This is MY blog, rules say you HAVE to be on MY side!

    @ Absurdist -It was a hard decision, letting them live, I mean,,,

    @Nikki - You’ll get your turn!

    @Metalmom - Hey! NO. Not acceptable!

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 28, 2008 11:26 am

  12. Good, that’s what I was going for. I always like bringing laughter to your life!

    Now close your eyes and rest them.

    Shelli’s last blog post..You Wanna Piece Of Me? Do Ya?

    Comment by Shelli - January 28, 2008 11:32 am

  13. I totally empathize with your temporary blindness.
    My oldest, when he was about 4, washed my contact lenses down the bathroom sink. I didn’t have any glasses for back-up.
    Had to call my mom to take me to Lens Crafters to get 1-hour classes and then go back in 10 days to pick up my contacts.

    I hope your glasses are ready sooner than expected!

    Comment by Peggy - January 28, 2008 1:54 pm

  14. Peggy - he said he was going to order a rush, so I HOPE so!

    Shelli - Dude! no way in hell I am closing my eyes around these kids EVER again!

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 28, 2008 3:46 pm

  15. I’d be calling every day and asking when are my glasses coming. (oh wait, can you see well enough to dial?)

    Your kids are very creative…

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    Comment by Fantastagirl - January 28, 2008 6:12 pm

  16. Oh my…your boys WILL have blogs when they’re in jr. high/ high school for us to read, right?

    **ducks & runs in my brightly colored shirt**

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    Comment by Tug - January 28, 2008 7:18 pm

  17. It was a good plan at least! You’re kids have learned well from you!

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    Comment by Jen - January 28, 2008 8:33 pm

  18. They should have all dressed in black and then hidden in the shadows until you walked by. That would have been fantastic.

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    Comment by avitable - January 28, 2008 8:33 pm

  19. @ Fantastagirl - :sad: < – please pretend this is a crying smiley!

    @ Tug - RM already has one. but his mother censors it!

    @ Jen - I will *grudgingly* agree with that statement!

    @ avitable - I have never been more thankful than i am right now, that my children do not read my blog! you are SO mean!

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 28, 2008 8:36 pm

  20. I’m the best when it comes to pranks.

    avitable’s last blog post..This is all I’ve got for today

    Comment by avitable - January 28, 2008 8:36 pm

  21. Avi - That, I do not doubt! Plus. The one you mentioned above satisfied your sick ninja fantasies!

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 28, 2008 8:44 pm

  22. My ninja fantasies are perfectly healthy.

    avitable’s last blog post..This is all I’ve got for today

    Comment by avitable - January 28, 2008 8:50 pm

  23. You TOLD them why yu dressed them that way? Now that they are getting smarter you’ll have to be sneakier.

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    Comment by marilyn - January 29, 2008 11:48 am

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