But. . . Bridges Scare Me!

As great as I think it would be for me to sit here and tell you that becuase I refused to let my five year old use his daddy’s Drill (’cus he isn’t using it right now, and daddy is a good share-er!) (But I NEED to make holes in the walls so I can be a really good spy!!!) my son began cutting photos of food from a magazine, packed exactly one mitten and a hat (and the previously mentioned food. Duh) and told me he was running away.

Yep. That, and the video I took if him trying to open the door with both hands in one mitt screaming about me being the meanest mommy ever, would have made a damn good post. However.

However. One of you decided to nominate me for an award. Normally I love getting awards. Like the one Tug just gave me. She says I cheer her up. That’s sweet. Thats an award I appreciate. But this one? Not so much.

And before anyone says “But Blue! These are the Really Fucking Stupid awards, they are supposed to be stupid!”….

Wait. Lemme back up just a bit. When I logged into my email and saw the comment from Christie I was SO excited. Ive watched bloggers I know (and don’t know) be nominated for the RFS awards for as long as I have been blogging - which isn’t really that long - and I have coveted a nomination for myself.

But? Blogger most likely to jump off a bridge if someone told them to? Uhm. No. actually I wouldn’t. I will, in fact, do things people tell me to do, after I question the whys and wherehows of it. Despite what the nominator thinks of me, I am not an idiot. I have a brain, and while I may not blog my brain, I do use it. A lot.

So in conclusion. Go not vote for me.

RFS Blog Awards Nominee
Swank Webstyle

 

Pee ess: Anyone who feels I would win the “Blogger who is most likely to sever a toe while drinking coffee on the run from rabid spiders” Pls put your vote in MY comment section!

 

Pee Ess Ess: Next year, dear anonymous nominator, Pls to be nominating me for “blogger most likely to OD on chocolate covered coffee beans”

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 01.23.2008
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Comments: 20 »

  1. I definitely think that you deserve some form of, ‘blogger most likely to actually die from coffee withdrawals while wearing some kick ass socks’ award.

    Sheila’s last blog post..Moving Right Along!

    Comment by Sheila - January 24, 2008 12:43 am

  2. He actually cut out pictures of food to take with him. I wonder how he thought that was going to work. one of those things that makes you go hmmmmmmmmmm.

    risingrainbow’s last blog post..A Baby Boomer Dreams of Arabian Horses - Rhythm’s Story Continues - Part 2

    Comment by risingrainbow - January 24, 2008 1:52 am

  3. I did not vote for you.

    Diane Mandy’s last blog post..Not-so-accidental Tourist

    Comment by Diane Mandy - January 24, 2008 3:12 am

  4. Hey, at least you weren’t nominated for most stretched out vagina!

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Outrage du Jour

    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - January 24, 2008 5:17 am

  5. I’ll vote for you because I luv you but someday I hope to be nominated for something…even just Most Boobie Posts Award or something :cry:
    Robin’s last blog post..I’m Getting Busy

    Comment by Robin - January 24, 2008 8:13 am

  6. I won’t vote for you. :smile:
    Metalmom’s last blog post..album covers

    Comment by Metalmom - January 24, 2008 9:10 am

  7. I’ve been all over the place on blog awards but I’m getting to the point where I think all of it sucks. I’ve never seen anyone do it right — and the readers of the ones who get close are pretty much idiots — so that makes me just lose faith in humanity.

    I’ll make myself not vote for you just because I think the whole thing is stupip … and I don’t mean that in a cool, ironic way.

    ajooja’s last blog post..Awakening

    Comment by ajooja - January 24, 2008 10:23 am

  8. Typo … “stupid.” :oops:
    ajooja’s last blog post..Awakening

    Comment by ajooja - January 24, 2008 10:24 am

  9. I am annoyed about this. I don’t know why but it bugs me…wait, I do know why…it’s because I’ve had cowardly fuckwads passive-aggressively do stuff like that to me. Where’s the fun in calling someone a sheep if you don’t let them know who you are? Blog drama is fun.

    PS: whoever nominated you for that is a pussy. And a twit. And quite possible has holes in their socks.

    Also, your kid is too fucking cute.

    Miss Ann Thrope’s last blog post..Hostile takeover or just hostile?

    Comment by Miss Ann Thrope - January 24, 2008 11:38 am

  10. Yes, your son is cute. When my brother ran away, he packed underwear and comic books…hee.

    I think you should get a tattoo like in the picture there…and I won’t vote for you.

    Tug’s last blog post..You Cheer Me Up!

    Comment by Tug - January 24, 2008 2:39 pm

  11. @ Sheila - Yes! that would work well!

    @ risingrainbow - On the video, I asked him how he would eat paper, but he explained that his magic powers would make it real food that tastes like candy, so don;t worry, he’s got it all planned out!

    @ Diane Mandy - You rock!

    @ MrFabulous - Actually, That would have been cool as I could have blamed it on Hubs, not the kids!

    @ Robin - I will keep that in mind next year when the RFS awards come up again. uhm. Can you remind me though?

    @ Metalmom - Thanks!

    @ajooja - The RFS awards are more humerus that any f them out there and I have long wanted to be in them. I find it shocking how upset I am based on..well a stupid award! Really, I should be thanking my nominator, its just that I am not a sheep!

    (bahhh)

    @ajooja - All typos are welcomed here at bluepaintred. We are a typo safe haven and have been for almost two years. If you need reassurance, pls to be browsing the first year of my archives where you will find more typos than correctly spelt words!

    @Miss Ann Thrope - I emailed you regarding the “Cute Kid” , as for the rest, WORD!

    @Tug - My next tattoo will me on my wrist.

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 24, 2008 5:18 pm

  12. Pee ess: Enter the sneaky Sneaky:

    :shock: Tomorrow’s third, fifth and eight commenter’s will be receiving a prize. The reasoning for this will be explained in tomorrows (tonights) post! Be there, or be prize less. :lol:

    (Pee ess ess: multiple comments do not count) :grin:

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 24, 2008 5:21 pm

  13. of what?

    Tug’s last blog post..You Cheer Me Up!

    Comment by Tug - January 24, 2008 6:09 pm

  14. Tug - the simple explanation is “A Flower” . It’s too hard for me to explain it properly…

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 24, 2008 7:08 pm

  15. Yeah, when I offered suggestions for nominations, it was hard to come up with people for some of them because they’re really mean-spirited, and there’s nobody that I read who I consider to be brainless enough to jump off a bridge. Especially not you!

    Avitable’s last blog post..AvitaWeek 2008: Chocorrito

    Comment by Avitable - January 24, 2008 7:46 pm

  16. Avitable - is there any hope for me getting the interview questions? I’m running out of post Ideas!

    Pee ess: Ditzy, stretched vagina, needs to get laid, and accidental blogging death would have been fine!

    Comment by bluepaintred - January 24, 2008 8:04 pm

  17. Shit. I knew there was something I had to do. It’s my birthday week, give me a break.

    Ummm, I’ll try to email them to you by tomorrow.

    Avitable’s last blog post..AvitaWeek 2008: Chocorrito

    Comment by Avitable - January 24, 2008 8:04 pm

  18. I contributed the blogging accident and walmart greeter, and live in the basement ones. Last time, I remember the shooting up a 7-11…maybe more, I forget.

    The bridge one I did not suggest. Possibly some other mean spirited person did that one.

    Miss Ann Thrope’s last blog post..Pissy

    Comment by Miss Ann Thrope - January 24, 2008 8:25 pm

  19. I nominated right out in the open and I thought for sure my nominee would win! I don’t know Blue, whoever did you did it anonymously. And you KNOW my girl should win that one!

    annie’s last blog post..Conversations with the Husband

    Comment by annie - January 24, 2008 9:06 pm

  20. Umm… if the award was “blogger most likely to be found impersonating a “car” on top of a bridge” I’d vote for you blue.

    But yes… thank HEAVENS you weren’t nominated for that stretched out vagina one.

    Or maybe that would be kind of useful? You could be the first to make a “one girl with a vagina big enough for two” video and cash in big time before youtube yanked it.

    rofl

    fracas’s last blog post..I am not a telemarketer!

    Comment by fracas - January 25, 2008 11:00 pm

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