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1. …wanted to go to the local restaurant to ask if they had found her dentures yet.

   It wasn’t the fact that they had already been there twice that day looking for her false teeth, and couldn’t go back again now that made him glad. No, what really made him glad was that she had no teeth at all… and why that should make him glad is a story for another day.

   But today’s gladness came because…

   Comment by Angry - January 22, 2008 2:00 am

2. his old Army buddy was coming for a visit. He couldn’t wait to sit back with a cold beer and reminisce about old times. Like the time they hitchhiked all the way from Memphis to New Orleans, and along the way they met that woman with the snake.

   She told them that one time…

   Blogarita’s last blog post..If All Your Friends Do Friday Bullets, Does That Mean You Have To, Too?

   Comment by Blogarita - January 22, 2008 5:25 am

3. she had learned to skillfully slither down a poll from watching her hairless friend, and as a result earned a lucrative career as a dancer.

   They were curious about her tale and…

   Diane Mandy’s last blog post..Must.Learn.German.Now.

   Comment by Diane Mandy - January 22, 2008 6:31 am

4. were planning to make a tv movie about it, either on Showtime or on WE. They offered her a substantial deal and promised her fame and fortune. She hoped she could be as famous as Paris Hilton someday and have her own sex tape.

   That was until…

   Robin’s last blog post..Nagging the Nagged

   Comment by Robin - January 22, 2008 7:11 am

5. One of them looked a little closer at her and realized that “she” had an adam’s apple. His army buddy hiked up the “woman’s” skirt and sure enough–penis!

   “Damn it,” he exclaimed. “Do you know…

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   Comment by Mr. Fabulous - January 22, 2008 7:28 am

6. turned on that I am?” I never knew that I was bisexual until I saw your penis under that skirt. “Do you think that I could look as good in a skirt as you do?”

   “Why, sure!” said the shemale. And off they went to…

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   Comment by Shelli - January 22, 2008 8:41 am

7. find a place to consummate their newfound attraction, leaving George behind.

   Now George wondered if his excitement at seeing his friend had something to do with that incident. Or was he just really horny? After all, it had been quite awhile since Marge had given him a gummer. Perhaps there would be more to this evening than a cold beer and good conversation.

   When George saw his friend Bob walk into the room, he immediately knew what kind of night he was in for, because…..

   Comment by y not i - January 22, 2008 11:22 am

8. Bob was pushed through the door by Marge who spryly leaped over him, grabbed George’s pet ferret, Bambi, and screamed:

   “Give me your dentures or Bambi gets it!”

   Thinking quickly, Bob’s uncle Melvin (who’s had had a thing for George since 1953)…..

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   Comment by Miss Ann Thrope - January 22, 2008 11:56 am

9. grabbed marge and making her drop Bambi in the process. He pinned her arms to her sides. Bob ripped Marge’s dress off in one solid motion. Both Bob and George looked Marge up and down from head to toe. Bob and George threw their arms around each other and walked out of the room………

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   Comment by Anne - January 22, 2008 6:42 pm

10. leaving Marge speechless on the floor. “Well, What the fuck??” She sputtered. “This hasn’t happened to me since the the time…”

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    Comment by metalmom - January 22, 2008 7:18 pm

11. ..Mildred, Fred, and Gus were here and we drank 3 bottles of Vodka.

    Marge still needed her dentures, and now she had to find that fucking ferret before…

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    Comment by Nobody™ - January 22, 2008 9:13 pm

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