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Fantastagirl tagged me. This is the first tag since moving to Wordpress.

1) Post a note about a blogger you would like to see something wonderful happen for. Maybe one whose posts have touched your heart in one way or another. Include details as to why you admire them and what you wish for them. Be as supporting and affirming as you can.

In a recent Post, Mr.Fab touched me with his dorky acceptance of his unfortunate affliction known as early balding, and yet.. I often feel he is crying out for us to help him overcome that same baldness. This is especially telling when he talks of his bloglover Avitable, who has a hair problem of quite another variety. I often wake, Sweating and naked in the middle of the night , convinced I have the solution only to have it slip through my fingers. All I can recall of the dream is Avitable, scissors and a purple dildo. I’m positive that If I can figure this puzzle out, I can save Fab’s Poor naked head.

What I guess I am trying to say, is that If I had it in my power to make something wonderful happen to Fab, I would get off my ass, brush the cat and mail him a toupee. Wait. That is within my powers.. oops. I’m forgetting The Lazy again..nevermind

2) Post your favorite memory around selflessness, giving, or doing for others. Something that has actually changed you.

I feel that the most selfless thing I have ever done is allow three children to exit VIA my vagina. It has most definitely changed me ~ and not for the good. For example; each one left me with ten extra pounds to carry. Mostly on my ass. And the stretch marks.are only fun so long as the markers are washable. And the fact that the Local Scout troop now uses my Vagina for meetings? The only good that comes from that is the cookie crumbs left over for Hubs to enjoy.

Kids and Vagina’s are not a good mix. Learn from my mistake people.

3) As a postscript, name one thing you will actually do for someone in your life before December 31 that is born out of joy.

This.

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This I did for my father. He has to give them to the people he works with - in such a way that it does not result in a pending sexual harassment suit against him -  It brought me joy and it better damn well bring him Joy when I give them to him tomorrow!

4) Tag 3 other bloggers who will play the game and find the spirit. Don’t forget to leave a comment on their blog so they continue to share the good feelings.

Uhm

You. and You. And YOU.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 12.18.2007
Blogger Buddies, Holidays, Husband, I'm Important too, Linkage, Pictures

Comments: 11 »

  1. are those cookie cutters, or did you have to attempt to sculpt them?

    Sheila’s last blog post..For Blue

    Comment by Sheila - December 18, 2007 12:08 am

  2. I printed out a template and used a knife to cut them out. It made me horny

    Comment by bluepaintred - December 18, 2007 12:09 am

  3. I….I….I’m BALD??? :shock:
    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..The truth must now be told?

    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - December 18, 2007 5:06 am

  4. Great cookies! Did you let the boys frost them?

    Trish K’s last blog post..Storm Results

    Comment by Trish K - December 18, 2007 8:01 am

  5. hahahahaa! I can always count on you for a laugh.

    Diane Mandy’s last blog post..Improvisation

    Comment by Diane Mandy - December 18, 2007 9:08 am

  6. Perfect… I’m looking for a venue in which to hold a meeting and you’ve got the ideal place.
    I’m conducting a seminar for my association - ‘Big Knobs of Business’. I’m the President… um… and the only member so far. What do say…? Hmmmm?

    Comment by Angry - December 18, 2007 9:12 am

  7. Can I eat your cookie?

    Metalmom’s last blog post..Three Short Things

    Comment by Metalmom - December 18, 2007 11:32 am

  8. I already sell my pubic wigs on the black market.

    Avitable’s last blog post..Help!

    Comment by Avitable - December 18, 2007 4:47 pm

  9. I am still laughing about the cookies! You are such a trip!

    Comment by Catch - December 18, 2007 4:55 pm

  10. nice fucking cookies.

    Nobody™’s last blog post..Tuesday Tip

    Comment by Nobody™ - December 18, 2007 8:36 pm

  11. I think I’d like to meet the people your dad works with - they have to have a great sense of humor.

    Fantastagirl’s last blog post..Weekend Update

    Comment by Fantastagirl - December 18, 2007 8:41 pm

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