Hey! Help Me!

A lot of you know that I do paid post here and on other sites. Mainly on other sites. On Where Was I, Hubs and I need to do G rated commercial for a company called bed in a box. They are a company that sells memory foam mattresses and the platforms they go on.

If the company likes our commercial our prize is a queen size mattress and bed - a value of almost 2000.oo.

I won’t embarrass myself by telling you how old my bed and mattress are now.. but my husband has known the mattress for a lot longer than he has known me. And we met in ‘96.

I want a new bed dammit!

…but we have no idea what to do for this video. There are no guidelines other than it must be G rated.

ANY suggestions are welcome.

pee ess: anyone who wants to help edit the video say AYE

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 12.13.2007
∗ Blogger Buddies, Contest, Games, Halp, Husband, I'm a Dumbass, confused

Comments: 16 »

  1. I really know nothing about doing videos…I don’t even know how to do a vlog. I am not much help on this one, but I’ll watch it (and vote if necessary…1995 is a long time ago!). :mrgreen:
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    Comment by Angel - December 13, 2007 10:38 pm

  2. I’m sorry. I’m of no help on the video. I’ve used up all my brain cells for the month. :roll:
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    Comment by Sheila - December 13, 2007 10:40 pm

  3. How about….You and Hubs are in bed….just starting to snuggle. Stuperman comes in because he can’t sleep and climbs in with you.Then the same with Blueboy and finally Rainbowman. B/C your bed is SOO much comfier than theirs! :idea:
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    Comment by Metalmom - December 14, 2007 8:18 am

  4. G-Rated? Gawd, there goes 99.999994% of my ideas.

    How about this: You come home early, your husband is in bed. In your spot is still the imprint of a woman with ginormous tatas, and as the memory foam slowly reverts, camera pans to you holding a gun. Fade to black.

    Tenacious B’s last blog post..Being Outnerded En Masse

    Comment by Tenacious B - December 14, 2007 8:43 am

  5. I think it should start with you hubster and three children snuggled in the old bed, tossing and turning, turning and tossing. Maybe the baby crying a little because he is so uncomfortable. Next pan to a new comfy bed with memory foam. Everyone is happy, sleeping soundly, maybe little baby snoring noises coming from youngest.

    Or, you could have children lying in old bed, ill, can’t get comfortable. Can’t get well with the horrible bed. Pan to new bed, comfy child, recovering from illness.

    Trish K’s last blog post..OMG

    Comment by Trish K - December 14, 2007 9:27 am

  6. Or even better, a child has a bad dream, runs into mom and dad’s bedroom, trys to get into bed with mom and dad. Lies there with mom and dad, tossing and turning, mom and dad are tossing and turning because bed is so uncomfortable. The next scene is child having bad dream, runs to mom and dads bed, climbs into comfy, cozy memory foam bed, comforted by mom and dad and they all and drop back off to a peaceful, undisturbed sleep.

    Trish K’s last blog post..OMG

    Comment by Trish K - December 14, 2007 9:30 am

  7. my first idea was this :

    me, alone in the old bed, tossing and turning, still asleep, camera zooms in a bit to see me waking up, I reach to his side, but he isnt there. I get up to find him, there is a glow of a computer coming form the other room, when I turn the corner I can see him in front of the computer frantically jacking off ( no nudity) and then when I see the monitor, he is jacking off to the bed in a box site.

    then they said it had to be G rated. SIGH

    Comment by bluepaintred - December 14, 2007 11:09 am

  8. Um… let me think on this — I used to be a professional advertising copywriter-type person.

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    Comment by Finn - December 14, 2007 12:44 pm

  9. Oh yeah…I suck at this stuff…so…ummmmm….
    MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Love you…love your show!

    Comment by Trisha - December 14, 2007 1:29 pm

  10. Just don’t make it anything like that video you made me look at the other night. It was sick, SICK! Even Fab wouldn’t watch that crap.

    I like Metalmoms idea.

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    Comment by Nobody™ - December 14, 2007 2:11 pm

  11. Shit, now all I can think of is that Justin Timberlake - Saturday Night Live video “Dick in a Box”, so that is not g-rated!

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    Comment by annie - December 14, 2007 5:28 pm

  12. How about if one of the kids wakes up with a nightmare, walks into your room, looks at your bed with y’all tossing and turning, and decides he’d much rather tough it out in his own room instead of dealing with your crappy bed?

    Sheila’s last blog post..This and That

    Comment by Sheila - December 14, 2007 7:57 pm

  13. ooooor, if you and JJ wake up with nightmares of horrible mattresses and go and ask if you can sleep with the boys… :)
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    Comment by Sheila - December 14, 2007 7:58 pm

  14. I like the idea of the kids coming in because they had a bad dream or something like that… or do one where you toss and turn all night because your bed is uncomfortable…

    Fantastagirl’s last blog post..Still sick

    Comment by Fantastagirl - December 14, 2007 9:30 pm

  15. Sheila, we took your Idea and Trish K’s idea, and merged them

    We have two of the four clips we need filmed. We will tape the otehr two tonight and spend the next few days Editing.

    to all of you

    THANK YOU! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

    Comment by bluepaintred - December 15, 2007 7:32 pm

  16. can’t wait to see the clips!

    Sheila’s last blog post..This and That

    Comment by Sheila - December 15, 2007 8:49 pm

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