And All Of Saskatchewan Cheers

I watched my very first football game today. How could I not?

For the first time since 1989, the Saskatchewan Rough Riders have won the Grey Cup. I should watch next year. I seem to be good luck.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 11.25.2007
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Close this if your kids are in the room pls.

*read in a Stewie Griffin voice pls*

Lookin’ pretty happy, sitting there, hmmm? Big tough guys killed the mean old gator didn’t ya. Gonna have some gator soup for lunch are you? Hmm? Gonna cut the gator open and make yourself a nice thick gator sandwich to snack on, right?

I wonder what a gator looks like on this inside anyway….

Oh. Well then. Yuck. You know…. Some people DO eat alligators and crocodiles. Does that make them cannibal’s?

Wanna see more pictures? Click here…Sick-o

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 11.24.2007
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There’s a Hair In my food

Ahhh Friday nights. They have great potential for mischief making, but the fact we get up at 4:30 AM on Friday mornings makes it really hard for us to want to do anything but glue our butts to the couch in the evening.

Of course the kids still seem to think they are entitled to entertainment no matter how few hours of sleep their parental units have had.

Little bastards. They refuse to sleep in on weekends too.

I decided that a movie would be the best way to keep them sitting and quiet so me and hubs could doze on the couch and took them to the Movie Gallery to pick a movie. I wanted to rent a Christmassy one, but Blue Boy took one look at the south wall and shouted “MOM! IT’S RAT-A-TOOTIE!! THERE’S STILL SOME LEFT! WE HAVE TO GET IT!”

So we did.

I didn’t want to like Ratatoulle. I mean come on? A movie about rats in a restaurant? How disgusting can you get?? The only thing I know about rats is that they live in my freezer and wait for their turn in the microwave.

WTF were the writers thinking when they thought up rats in a kitchen anyway? How to give parents nightmares? Maybe it started out as a mouser training video for cats.Or maybe the writers were high. I bet that’s it. The writers were on drugs.

‘N drugs are bad, mmmk?

As it turns out, like all movies written whilst under the influence of mind alternating drugs, Ratatoulle was freaking hilarious.

Wonder if it would be funnier if a person watched it while high. Someone look into that and get back to me, mmmk?

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 11.23.2007
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Incompetence

In the past twenty four hours :

I made a five year old cry minutes before he left for school. He has a loose tooth. Just not loose enough to come out. I refused to A: pull it out and when that plan failed I refused to B: allow his brother one quick punch.

I broke four dishes while washing dishes. In my defense, I had a great plan to occupy the three year old by letting him dry. I just failed to catch the ones he look a baseball ‘ed me. I caught some of them. After four, I made him go watch Shrek.

We managed to trim all of Smokey’s claws on her front feet. It only took two people, a dog bone, a leash, seven band-aids and one episode or crying (me - she scratched right by my eye. It hurt)

My dad gave me my moms old mixer. I bet it is older than I am. I used it to make gingerbread dough and it started smoking. I forgot about the smoke but was reminded by actual flames and meted plastic this afternoon. Some one Remind me to put the smoke detector back together in comments please. Preferably in the afternoon.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 11.22.2007
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OMG EWW AND GROSS

If there is one thing that I learned today, it would be that I would much rather take 56 two year olds to a candy store and tell them NO, than to ever again ride in a vehicle with a dog who shows her car sickness from both ends.

Repeatedly.

Excuse me whilst I go scrub my hands with bleach. Again.

You Americans should be Thankful that I am sparing you pictures.

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