Should I Be worried?

A few times this week I have turned my computer off to go to bed only to find it on when I wake up. I know I turned it off becuase I do so every night, so please don’t suggest I forgot.

This morning my computer was not only on, but whoever had turned it on had forgotten to log out of yahoo messenger.

Here is what I read:

SmokieTehBandit: So as I was saying last night, if you just continue the whining, eventually they will get tired of it and let you out!

SamsonsDelihlah: Nope. My human is one hard ass case Bandit. No treats after seven, No chewing on the books, No eating Sam’s homework, always make potty outside - thats the worse one of all!

SamsonsDelihlah: And it’s really cold here! I cant take it anymore, Bandit! I think tonight I am going to kill all the left socks I can find!

SmokieTehBandit: Lah. I think it’s time you faced the truth. You need to get out of there. What are they going to do to you next? Shave you bald??

SamsonsDelihlah: Oh Bandit! You don’t think they would…. would they? Even they aren’t that bad…right?

SmokieTehBandit: How cold was it?? Hmmm? Think about it Lah, thats all I’m asking. There’s room in my kennel if you need it.

SamsonsDelihlah: But. It’s twelve hours away BY CAR Bandit! My legs are four inches long! That would take me years!

SmokieTehBandit: Don’t worry about it. I’ll get you some cash, you can get a bus tic- gotta go the humans are up!

And just a few minutes ago I found Smokie stealthily pawing through my purse only to cock her head to the side pretending innocence when I asked her what the hell she was doing.

SamsonsDelilah is Shelli’s new puppy. Should I warn her?

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 11.14.2007
∗ LOL, Pranks, Puppy

Comments: 16 »

  1. Firsties!

    OMG! That rocked! That needs to be a regular feature here! Hi-fuckin’-larious.

    Comment by Shelli - November 14, 2007 11:10 pm

  2. Haha that’s so funny. Better keep an eye on that one. ;)

    Comment by Katie - November 14, 2007 11:45 pm

  3. Extra clever!

    Comment by Sheila - November 14, 2007 11:49 pm

  4. Awww… you can’t deny puppy love.

    Comment by mixednut - November 15, 2007 2:14 am

  5. That was awesome! You are a lot funnier lately. It’s probably because you were on my show :)

    Comment by Mr. Fabulous - November 15, 2007 4:10 am

  6. how funny!!!! I have wondered about my dogs at night but most of them sleep with me.

    hmm..that sounded strange…

    Comment by Mel - November 15, 2007 4:52 am

  7. I’m already convinced my cat has it out for me so I wouldn’t doubt they are up to something.

    Comment by Robin - November 15, 2007 7:17 am

  8. Sheit, now your gonna give my 2 some ideas. I know they just sneak over to the computer room and do this as I leave mine on 24/7

    Comment by Blueyes - November 15, 2007 7:19 am

  9. Was there puppy porn? I’d worry more about that!

    Comment by metalmom - November 15, 2007 9:26 am

  10. Ah Ha!!! NOW I know who’s been sneaking on to Myspace when I’m not around!! Thanks! I’m keeping an eye on her now!!

    Comment by Trisha - November 15, 2007 9:27 am

  11. Oh aren’t they cute! Puppy Love and all that good stuff!!

    Have either of you spoken to your children about appropriate birth control yet?

    Comment by Not a Granny - November 15, 2007 12:16 pm

  12. Thanks for the laugh! I needed it today.

    God, they are so cute!

    Comment by Finn - November 15, 2007 2:43 pm

  13. OMG — I didn’t realize that cybering was for puppies too! Ew…gross online puppy sex. Nasty!

    CP

    Comment by CP - November 15, 2007 3:38 pm

  14. That puppy has some talent…

    Comment by Fantastagirl - November 15, 2007 10:44 pm

  15. AWESOME! HILARIOUS!!!! I wonder if my animals do that…???

    Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra - November 17, 2007 2:11 am

  16. ha! too funny! my husband’s been saying his computer has been turning on by itself and it ends up our one cat was doing it! now I know what’s he’s been up to… probably looking at kitty porn!

    Comment by Webmiztris - November 20, 2007 10:35 am

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