I am not a religious person. I fully believe that when I die, My body will rot in a little box and eventually turn to dust. While residing on this side of the dirt, I believe in myself, My friends and my family ~ and thats it.. While I can accept, and even some days envy, that other people believe in a higher being, I do not.
My Husband on the other hand does believe that there is something better waiting out there. He has waited for a long time to get to that place and today, at 6:23 PM he finally got there.
I have known that this day was coming for the past three years. He has talked about it (and talked and talked and talked) and I have suffered through listening to him talk about it. I shared my computer so he could satisfy his curiosity about this wondrous being with the help of Google and Yahoo.
Of all the places for it to happen, the last place I expected to lose him at was Wal*Mart. I love Wal*mart with their low prices and freaky shoppers. I now I feel somewhat betrayed By the way they aided in his loss - not enough, though, that this will stop me from continuing my love affair with their crowded isles and dirty bathrooms.
Some people say they are Football widows and Hockey widows - I have even heard the term Golf Widows, But at least those are seasonal events.
Today, at 6:23 PM, I lost my husband to his brand new PlayStation Three.
I already miss him
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 11.05.2007
∗ Husband, I'm a Dumbass, LOL, Pranks
LMAO.. that is too funny. I wish I could lose mine though:)
Comment by Mindy - November 5, 2007 10:06 pm
I’m just wondering. Which WalMart is it that you go to? My WalMart doesn’t have dirty bathrooms.
(See like a typical wife who’s been married for like, way too long… I’m totally not concerned about a lost husband, just concerned about those dirty bathrooms. I hate dirty bathrooms.)
Being there are three that you and I could be hitting up.. is it the West end one, the north end one or the south end one that deserves my wrath for having dirty bathrooms?
I’m going there tomorrow and just want to know which not to go to.
Comment by fracas - November 5, 2007 10:11 pm
Mindy Just get him a game system, but within the week you will regret it
Fracas Directions confuse me big time. Its the Attridge one. I let the baby stand on the seat and aim, but I refused to go. I was actually shocked becuase that one is usually clean :o(
Comment by Bluepaintred - November 5, 2007 10:13 pm
Should we send flowers? Or just chocolate?
Comment by Sheila - November 5, 2007 10:15 pm
So……more free time for you???
OR
My sincere condolences. So sorry. ;-(
LOL
Comment by Tug - November 5, 2007 10:44 pm
Sheila oh god. please, no more chocolate! I haven’t received flowers since the birth of my second child. So flowers would be cool!
Tug condolences please. He is unapproachable when he is on his games. It sucks
Comment by Bluepaintred - November 5, 2007 11:09 pm
YOU CAN HAVE MINE! I’ll send him right up, k?
Comment by Kentucky Girl - November 5, 2007 11:13 pm
I feel your pain….
Comment by Mel - November 6, 2007 4:46 am
heh heh heh! My hubs lost me to the computer ages ago!
Comment by metalmom - November 6, 2007 6:44 am
Hahaha! Yeh, that Play Station is a 24/7 addiction.
Comment by Karen - November 6, 2007 7:22 am
The Wii’s better.
Comment by Avitable - November 6, 2007 8:33 am
LMAO he’ll come back to you I’m sure… It won’t last…
Comment by DutchBitch - November 6, 2007 9:17 am
KG With my luck they will both get sucked into the world og RPG!
Mel We should start a gamer widows club
Metal Mom Shhh. He isn’t supposed to know I am addicted to the computer!
Karen you need to join me and mel in out club
Avitable He hadn’t even opened the box when he started talking about getting the wii. Sigh.
Dutch Bitch One can only hope…
Comment by Bluepaintred - November 6, 2007 9:20 am
Let us pray…
Comment by Mr. Fabulous - November 6, 2007 10:49 am
He’s already lost me to the computer and television. If we got video games I’m afraid we’d forget to talk to each other all together.
Comment by Robin - November 6, 2007 4:34 pm
Didn’t you get a new vibrator thingy?
Comment by Marilyn - November 6, 2007 4:58 pm
He’s wrong; he has not reached Nirvana, he has sold his soul to the Devil.
An exorcism is in order.
Comment by annie - November 6, 2007 5:56 pm
Ooh ooh, an exorcism - I wanna watch!!
Comment by Tug - November 6, 2007 6:29 pm
Lucky….
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra - November 6, 2007 8:11 pm
LOl… that is great.
Our Wal-mart (is now a super) has icky bathrooms too. And it’s only 2 years old. YUCKY!
Comment by Fantastagirl - November 6, 2007 8:19 pm
LOL! Too funny! Hopefully his new toy will lose it’s wonder soon and you will regain that which you have lost!
Comment by Twisted Cinderella - November 7, 2007 11:18 am
You have my condolences!
Comment by Diane Mandy - November 7, 2007 7:43 pm
LOL. Wish my old one would get lost. Anywhere. Any time. Just please…make him go!!!
Comment by Trisha - November 7, 2007 8:38 pm
Damn Wal*Mart! See how bad they are for sucking us in?
Comment by Shelli - November 8, 2007 8:15 am