Part One: I’m a Dumbass
I went to see the optometrist today and I almost came home with a sixty four year old man. He was the cutest thing ever. I just wanted to squeeze his fat old man cheeks and invite him for Christmas Dinner.
I didn’t, But only because it is not my year to host .
So I’m sitting in the super uncomfortable special optometrist chair and the chick tells me to take off my glasses, cover my left eye and read the board.
I told her I see nothing.
So she points at the board again and says Just read that.
I said “All I can see is a glowing white square”
This time she turns on the lights in the room, walks up to the board thingy, touches it and says “Right here, I want you to look right here and tell me what you see“
“NOTHING. I cannot see a damn thing! There is nothing there FOR me to see, you haven’t put it up.” And I am feeling all smug right then. Pointing out her mistakes like that. Yea! Take that you beeeee-atch! Woooo! I ROCK!
Until she asked me to put my glasses back on and I saw that there was a letter on the board. In fact it was. Sigh. The large “E”.
Turns out I can be declared legally blind – without my glasses. I am fine with them. Or sort of fine. They gave me a new prescription.
Part two : Show and tell.
I got mail! From Sheila! Look!
Oh Noes! Naked feets!
Yay! Non-naked feet!
Oh noes! Attack Of teh puppy!~Puppies like new socks to!
Woe Is me! More Nekked toes!
Oh wait, I’ll just put this conveniently packaged pussy on them. Now my toes are toasty warm!
Don’t worry new socks! I’ll protect you from that dastardly wabbit Puppy!
Part teh Three: Trust And now I put you on the honor system Interwebs. I am trusting you to NOT click this link. This link is JUST for
And Tommy? If this makes you blush you HAVE to leave a comment!
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 11.02.2007
∗ I'm Important too, Pictures
Yay Sockies! And, uh… uhm… *blush*
Comment by Sheila - November 3, 2007 12:09 am
I feel truly honored
XOXO
Comment by THOR - November 3, 2007 12:29 am
Nice helmet rack btw…
Comment by THOR - November 3, 2007 12:33 am
LOL I laughed out loud when you were talking about the optometrist – I was with you, thinking the silly lady hasn’t put it up yet.
Comment by Katie - November 3, 2007 3:24 am
You could have had three full posts and then you could have been lazy again, but you had to combine them into one and now you’re screwed for next time!
Comment by Avitable - November 3, 2007 6:11 am
If I were a guy, would you put the the Royals logo on the other one?
Comment by Annie Jones - November 3, 2007 7:07 am
I like the sockies. I like new sockies, but only white ones. You know I have to wear white socks at work, so no sense buying any other color.
Comment by Shelli - November 3, 2007 7:51 am
Annie – he’s not that into baseball! But I’m sure he wouldn’t mind it.
Comment by Sheila - November 3, 2007 10:20 am
I looked….BUT I COULDN’T HELP IT!!!
Comment by metalmom - November 3, 2007 12:17 pm
I clicked…NICE shot!
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra - November 3, 2007 12:50 pm
Great funny post…Just decided to de-lurk and glad I did. I needed me some laughs.
Comment by Chris - November 3, 2007 8:19 pm
Sorry about the optometrist – I understand though…LOL
Love the socks….and now I have to go back and click the link, because I feel like everyone else is in on the joke, and its going right over my head…
Comment by Fantastagirl - November 3, 2007 9:51 pm
I clicked… *blush*
Comment by Fantastagirl - November 3, 2007 9:53 pm
I’m not even 30 yet and I can tell I am getting more blind and deaf all the time.
Comment by Robin - November 4, 2007 4:28 pm
NICE SOCKS!
But seriously…the Chiefs? I thought you were smarter than that.
Comment by Tug - November 5, 2007 2:52 pm
I didn’t look, I promise.
Um, I’ve been meaning to ask… what football team do you follow..? (tehe).
Comment by Angry - November 8, 2007 2:19 pm
I totally looked, only cuz you told me not to! Blushing….
Comment by Pixie - November 9, 2007 6:34 am