And also. I am tired.

blogger is being an asshole. It wont let me load up the rest. I will try again in the morning, but right now? I’m tired.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.21.2007
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I don’t want to nit pick, but I just can’t stop thinking about it!

Tonight we watched the movies 30 Days of Night. It was a really god movie. Truly it was. Better then a lot of the newer vampire movies out there. Good solid plot, wonderful tension between the male/female lead characters. Sweet special effects, and a great location.

But. Why are the vampires teeth all rotted? If a fucking vampire is impervious to the arctic cold, bullets, being run over etc. shouldn’t a little gingivitis be a fucking walk in the park?

The whole movie I was repulsed by their teeth, and yes, maybe that was the point… ohhhh scary vampires! They all bite but these ones don’t brush!

honestly wtf?

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.19.2007
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1. My five year old, after overhearing his teacher request a janitor come to fix the sink in the kindergarten bathroom, turned off the water, took apart the pipes to get at some do-hickey, unplugged the sink, put the pipe back together and turned the water back on.

True. He did this once at home as well, the above was something he did earlier in the school year, but he did do it. Unfortunately in both cases he forgot to use that stretchy-plastic-white-plumbers-tape-stuff. <---thats a technical term

2. I did not drink any coffee – at all – today.

True. I cannot taste anything but sweet. Its gawdawful. I tried drinking lemon juice. It was sweet, it was depressing me to try and drink coffee and not be able to taste anything but sweet, so I quit.

3. I have yet to take my ohmibod out of it’s packaging.

True. Was that the sound of shattered expectations? I’m sorry. I have been sick and tired and tired of being sick and tired and sick and since I ran out of the little blue pills they sell in emails, I just cannot get it up!

4. Smokey the puppy , who cannot sleep through the night, understand her tail is not some evil being hell bent on following her to the ends of the earth, and thinks humans have teh best flavor, CAN sit and shake a paw with only hand signals.

True. And if she bites me one more time I am going to go INFUCKINGSANE

5. For the first time in my life I got called to the principals office and it wasn’t something I did! I am also not at fault for the fact he took a screwdriver to school. Nor will I accept blame that he got righty-tighty and lefty-loosey mixed up.

True. Oh man this one was funny. I guess last Friday he noticed a loose screw so He decided he would fix it his next day of school ( Tuesday) but instead of tightening up the chair screws he loosened them and hilarity ensued. On my part.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.18.2007
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1. My five year old, after overhearing his teacher request a janitor come to fix the sink in the kindergarten bathroom, turned off the water, took apart the pipes to get at some do-hickey, unplugged the sink, put the pipe back together and turned the water back on.

2. I did not drink any coffee – at all – today.

3. I have yet to take my ohmibod out of it’s packaging.

4. Smokey the puppy , who cannot sleep through the night, understand her tail is not some evil being hell bent on following her to the ends of the earth, and thinks humans have teh best flavor, CAN sit and shake a paw with only hand signals.

5. For the first time in my life I got called to the principals office and it wasn’t something I did! I am also not at fault for the fact he took a screwdriver to school. Nor will I accept blame that he got righty-tighty and lefty-loosey mixed up.

Good luck!

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.17.2007
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As is my custom, I ran headlong for the bathtub the second those little heathens were put to bed. A great bottle of bubble bath tonight, cherry flavored, must have been a good year for it, becuase it made the most delightfully frothy bubbles.

I laid in the bath, water as hot as I can stand, a billion popping bubbles floating near my chin and a book in my hands. Tres relaxing. After about half an hour I started to sweat, which is disgusting, even in a bath, so I soaped up with one hand – my book was getting really really interesting – and pulled the plug.

As the water filtered down the drain I said to myself, I’ll just finish the page and then I will get out. Then it was, just to the end of this chapter until finally I came to the end of the book, realized my water was long gone and that I was freezing.

A horrible grinding, popping sound.. kind of like a long wet fart, sounded when I tried to sit up.

I had not realized that while the water was slowly draining away, a freaky suction cup accident was waiting in the wings.

Now that I have a hickey roughly the size of a saucer on the small of my back, I am wondering if I should tell hubs the truth or try and make up a lurid tale about a long trunked elephant and a rabid pack of leeches.

pee ess: pictures – mainly of Smokey, going up ASAP at the photo blawg

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.16.2007
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