∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.31.2007
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∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.30.2007
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I made cupcakes

There is was leftover icing. I might have, accidentally, while engrossed in my bloglines, eaten the rest when I only meant to have a taste.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.29.2007
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Eight years ago tonight, ( 1:05Am October 29th) I lazily pushed out the first of my three sons. I say lazily because it was three half-hearted pushes. Don’t hate me for my “birthin’ hips”

I was able to get away with not changing a diaper until he was five days old because I am very good at being busy when work needs to be done. Just ask my dad.

In any case, When I opened his smelly little diaper, wipes at the ready, I saw his penis for the first time and broke out into laughter. It was tiny. Smaller than tiny. I’m serious, it was like a little nub, barely there.

That night, our first night home with the baby, I asked my husband if boy babies always have such teeny tiny penis’…peni…dicks. My husband, engrossed in the tiny fingers of his little heir, distractedly explained that when a boy reaches a certain age, their dad takes them to the Penis Garden to pick out a new and improved, larger sized penis.

I laughed. That got his attention. His face paled and his hands trembled and he begged me never to tell anyone that I knew about the existence of the Penis Garden. Apparently, the Penis Garden is very well kept secret among the testosterone sect.

I promised never to tell (oops) but every summer since then, I have meticulously searched every garden I happen across, on the off chance that I will finally find the fabled Penis Garden.

Saturday Morning I finally found it. I was a bit surprised to see that it was made of ice considering penis’..peni…cocks have such violent reactions to cold.

Pee Ess: It is also Not A Granny’s Birthday today. Go wish her a good one

Afterthought- Having slept on the issue at hand I have decided that they must flash freeze the phallus to ensure maximum freshness.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.28.2007
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This has been a very hectic weekend and it is not over yet. I have fifty or so cupcakes to decorate still. Some one obviously did not get the STOP WITH THE GROWING message and celebrated his eight birthday this weekend.

Want pictures? (<--- click teh linkage) The rest are on the brats camera and I don’t know how to download them – yet.

I’ll link ‘em when they are up, but for now I have to do the dishes so I have room to work on the cupcakes!

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 10.28.2007
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