Boys and girls - Jimmy! Do your pants back up and pay attention. - Now, Boys and girls, today we are going to talk about our body and being healthy.
Yes Sara?… No. We are not going to discuss penile/vaginal relations today… Well thats certainly interesting, but no matter what sally’s sister told you, a goldfish never belongs there!
Can we please get back on topic now class?
Jimmy! If you take it out one more time you will have to leave the room.
Our body works in amazing ways to keep us healthy. You see class, Inside your body there is an amazing protection mechanism called the immune system. It is designed to defend you against millions of bacteria, microbes, viruses, toxins and parasites that would love to invade your body.
Now class, my question you is this : Is it possible to get someone else’s cold just by reading their blog?
If so. PFfffftttt. You suck. I hope you all catch this!
Class dismissed.
∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.25.2007
∗ I'm a Dumbass, I'm a big baby, Oh Noes
Dang, now I gotta find a new place for my goldfish.
Hey if I can catch a cold over the phone I don’t see why you can’t catch a cold by reading someones blog.
Comment by Wander - September 26, 2007 12:11 am
No, not from reading their blogs. But I understand that spiders carry cold viruses.
Comment by Not a Granny - September 26, 2007 4:04 am
If I get sick now I am so coming up there and kick your ass…
Comment by Mr. Fabulous - September 26, 2007 4:25 am
I’ll start taking eccinacea now.
Comment by Avitable - September 26, 2007 6:06 am
You know, a week ago I caught a stomach thing that was going around California and Chicago.I was miserable. If I get your Canadian cooties, I’m crossing the border!
Comment by metalmom - September 26, 2007 6:30 am
Don’t give it to me, damn it. I am sick of being sick. Did I give you the urinary tract infection that I had? NOOOO…
Comment by Shelli - September 26, 2007 8:10 am
That’s what you get for not keeping up with your Norton anti-virus updates!
–Peggy
Comment by Anonymous - September 26, 2007 9:58 am
my power went off in the middle of trying to make my comment. I’m done trying to be clever for now. I’ll get back to you. (PS - the power is back on, hence the reason I’m able to make this comment now)
Comment by Sheila - September 26, 2007 10:29 am
Ahh-chooo!
Thanks Blue.
Comment by mixednut - September 26, 2007 10:32 am
well your wrong Blue…its a great place for a goldfish. But a blue gill works better…lol. I will not catch your cold or I will personally come up there and whip the crap out of you! Be afraid, be very afraid! lol
Comment by Catch - September 26, 2007 10:55 am
*sniffle* *cough* *wheeze* DAMNED CANADIANS!!!
Comment by Trisha - September 26, 2007 12:01 pm
Feel better!
Comment by Diane Mandy - September 26, 2007 2:45 pm
If I get sick you better send me some ice cream.
Comment by Robin - September 26, 2007 4:18 pm
Hi! My name is Tug, and I am a RUDE.BITCH. Can’t believe I forgot to thank you.
GOT MY SOAP, LOVE IT!!! It took me awhile to figure out it really WAS soap - LOL - I almost took a bite out of it…it just looks NUMMY. Can’t wait to use it - THANKS BLUE, YOU ROCK!!
Comment by Tug - September 26, 2007 9:42 pm