Kindergarten 101

With the a second week of Kindergarten done, totaling five whole days, Blue Boy had this to say about it:

- Belts are very hard when you have to pee really fast. I used teachers tape instead.

- In kindergarten we don’t get homework daddy. We just do fun things like recess and snack time.

- If you bring a snake to school the girls will scream and teacher makes you sit in your chair a looong time.

- I sit beside the boy with the shark shirt and the other boy with the blue shirt and HE ATE HIS GLUE

HaHA Fuckers! Guess who’s right AGAIN!

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Do you think it hurts to get bit in the man parts by a dolphin?

That wasn’t a dolphin, it was a penguin

Do you think it hurts to get bit in the man parts by a penguin? Do you know from experience? Can I see the scar-

I do-

Was there lots of blood in the water? Did it attract sharks?

I don’t know from experience.

So. No sharks?

No sharks.

Oh.

*sigh*

Yet another Friday night at home. Just the two of us.

∗ Posted by bluepaintred on 09.21.2007
Blue Boy, I'm Important too, LOL

Comments: 9 »

  1. Tape? To replace the belt? Interesting.

    Comment by Sheila - September 21, 2007 11:08 pm

  2. Hmm…trying to figure out how the conversations between you and hubster even got started…must have been something on the Discover Channel…

    Comment by Not a Granny - September 22, 2007 5:37 am

  3. LMAO - No sharks…

    Tink had the same problem with belts in preschool - i switched to the jeans with the belt on the inside. No more ‘but momma, I couldn’t get it undone!’

    Comment by Fantastagirl - September 22, 2007 6:22 am

  4. Who got bit by a penguin and how?

    Comment by metalmom - September 22, 2007 9:07 am

  5. At least after a Penguin bite you still HAVE man parts.

    Comment by Angry - September 22, 2007 2:05 pm

  6. What brought on that second conversation? Just curious.

    Comment by Shelli - September 22, 2007 5:26 pm

  7. Sheila I did not request clarification. I thought it was safest!

    NOG Lol. It was after watching a preview for Good Luck Chuck

    Fantastagirl I love those kind with the elastic and buttons? They rock!

    MetalMom Uhm Dave cook, I think. Maybe. Whoever plays the male lead for Good Luck Chuck

    Angry Heh. True dat!

    Shelli We often pass the evening with meaningless discussions about man parts!

    Comment by Bluepaintred - September 22, 2007 5:33 pm

  8. I think I have a new found fear of Penguins! I thought they were cute…now they just seem vicious to me!! Scarey little tuxedoed bastards!

    Comment by Trisha - September 22, 2007 5:44 pm

  9. What do penguins have against man parts?

    Comment by Marilyn - September 23, 2007 12:02 am

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